I legit thought it was Donald Trump with a wig photoshopped on when I clicked the link for this story. 

I refuse to click on any of these videos because I refuse to listen to this homesick abortion. But am I correct in deducing that he was

For fuck’s sake.

A walk down memory lane! My grandmother would prowl Lord and Taylor and Jordan Marsh like her personal domain, but her hallowed ground was the original Filene’s Basement in Downtown Crossing, before Sam Gerson bought it away from Filene’s. It had INCREDIBLE bargains. It really was just the basement of the flagship…

It was absolutely a Judd or Mandrell

You guys you guys you don’t understand!

Are you having a laugh?

About 15 years or so ago I used to work as a manager at a chain restaurant in Boston, and all the restaurants in the neighborhood would hook each other up, regardless of whether they were part of a huge corporate chain or a local mom and pop. Need a couple gallons of mayonnaise or borrow a spare deli slicer for a few…

My husband and I saw Jonathan Groff play Seymour in Little Shop of Horrors off Broadway last fall. It was a pretty small theater, so we had a good view, and his performance was great but the sheer rate volume of Groffspit was insane. 

Baker’s nominee would be a temporary placeholder while a special election is held, and while he could choose a hardcore republican, he doesn’t want to piss off the blue electorate in Massachusetts. Plus there have been rumblings that the Mass House and Senate are considering legislation to take away the governor’s…

Amy Klobuchar is not going to be Biden’s running mate. Choosing her would put a Democratic senate seat in play in a battleground state, in a year they have a chance of barely retaking the Senate. Not gonna happen. I could see Biden choosing Warren, since the Dems would have a much better chance of winning her seat in…

This was actually my first Rohmer film. Saw it in college for a course toward my major, medieval German literature. Chrétien de Troyes was a huge influence on the growth of Arthurian legend, which was a popular genre in medieval Germany, and most of the German fahrender Dichter cribbed their stories from Chrétien.

I wish she had a subplot more than just briefly lusting after the butch softball player who turned out to be straight. 

Stop playing willfully obtuse. You’re not fooling anyone, and only outing yourself as a more intellectually dishonest fucknozzle.

DICKHEAD.

Well, the upside of that is Karen learned no lesson and will absolutely walk into that trap again, and maybe next time the accomplished Black person won’t be so gracious when ripping off her tiny blond head and stuffing it up her collagened ass. 

You can hear the terror in this kid’s voice. No mistaking it.

One of her early roles was in a fun indie satire of “gay rehab clinics” called But I’m A Cheerleader. It’s definitely kind of rough, but it’s a lot of fun and has a John Waters kind of look to it. In addition to Lynskey (one of the gay rehab patients. She has a great line at one point “it’s easy to be a prude when…

Here’s the thing. It’s not really about “reopening the economy.” It’s about getting the corporations off the hook. By reopening states and ending their state of emergency declarations, that allows big business to reopen and call back their workers. Employees will either sensibly not come in, in which case they’re…

Exactly. Their tone is “THEY NEED TO GET BACK TO THEIR FUCKING OARS.”