Fun fact. Graham crackers were invented by a religious nut who believed overstimulation was the cause of sin, and that a bland vegetarian diet was the solution.

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He’s still pissed he didn’t get invited to the wedding and The Obamas did. So he’s publicly denying them something they never asked for in the first place. It’s like that time in 2017 when he claimed Time magazine was “thinking” of naming him man of the year, but since it required a photo shoot and they wouldn’t give…

Wow, thank you! I was a German history and lit major in college, and particularly enjoyed a course I took on the Weimar Republic. It would be cool to put that in a more global context.

*throes (not throws) of dementia

Seems to me Bernie’s offering a pretty elegant solution.

So the portal to 1961 in the kitchen that allowed him to buy ground beef for 10 cents a pound (and possibly prevent JFK’s assassination) closed up when he died, making the business model no longer profitable?

I’m also QUICKLY tiring of him, and I’m one who for some unexplained reason wanted to suck the skin off his dick just recently. His stand up special on Netflix sucked. The only mildly entertaining part was the Louis CK story at the beginning. The rest was all whining, self-aggrandizing bullshit.

In a rather large coincidence, I watched “Lucas” last weekend for the first time since the ‘80s. It hit one of the streaming services. This movie was a touchstone for me, in the way “Angus” was a touchstone for outcast kids in the 90s. For those who’ve never seen “Lucas,” Corey Haim played Lucas, a dirty, nerdy, weird…

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Have to agree to disagree, then. To my eye, You’ve Got Mail is the far superior movie. Its snappy Ephron dialogue is even sharper. 

OH HO NOW.

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I am ashamed to admin I’ve often been starry eyed about Barack before.

That’s their part of the bargain in serving the ruling class. Like, where do you think the overseers went after the Civil War? They got jobs in the PD and the Sheriff’s Department. Same job, different pretense. Keep ‘em in line, keep ‘em away from the big house. Whatever you wanna do in the meantime is your business.

Yes, Yes, a thousand times yes. Love to see new sketches, as well as at least a few hellos from beloved old favorites like Buddy Cole, Darrill, Darcy Pennell, The Cathys, the Geralds, the Sizzler Sisters, but most of all, FRANCESCA FIORE and BRUNO PUNTZ JONES!!!

While I agree Death Comes to Town was uneven (I just think overall KITH style lends itself better to sketches than long-form, plot heavy, scripted comedy) I thought Bob and David was great.

The Clintons both just need to go away. For all their MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY faults, the Georges Bush stayed the fuck out of the limelight when their time passed. Particularly HW, the press would constantly ask his input, especially when Dubya was president, and he wouldn’t take the bait. He’d make some bland…

Just off the top of my head, Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers. Bill fucked around A LOT. 

This piece of human fucking garbage.