*detriment

Mike wasn’t really dead. DUH.

Call out sick from work for the next four days and binge. Breaking Bad is worth it. I only got around to it about three years ago, with my husband, now we rewatch the whole series annually. It is absolutely worth it. 

Poor Huell. I always feel so bad for Huell for some reason, like there’s an episode where Saul comes to Walter’s bachelor pad, and Huell needs to use the bathroom. He’s just such a pathetic figure. 

I’ve got a feelin’ Mitt could be feelin’ a whole lot better than he feels today.

This is just the shift to the new strategy, the “Sure, the President shouldn’t have said it. It was rash and dangerous, but it doesn’t rise to the level of impeachment. President Trump just loves our country SO MUCH that he gets a little overenthusiastic, but there was obviously no criminal or nefarious intent,” which…

If this helps at all, from a former addict and alcoholic in long term recovery, on some level she knew and understood why. As manipulative and selfish and in our own bullshit as addicts are, we know what we’re doing. We know the pain we’re causing and we know why people can’t handle us anymore.

Yeah, I caught that too, and I also can’t help but believe he thinks the real Marcus Aurelius actually said that.

You’re overthinking things. You don’t need to raise the dead, just find Hinckley, hand him a fresh copy of “cather in the Rye” and tell him Trump fucked Jodie Foster.

As long as it’s not Fastball or Smashmouth or Sugar Ray or another one of those band full of guys that look and sound like Guy Fieri. 

This I did not know. I just thought Tubthumping was a good party song. But thank you and goddessoftransitoryrisesagain

Did this “security” guy have a single AirPod in his ear, because that is just the chef’s kiss touch.

I would have said the McDonalds smell of French fries and rehydrated onions with an undertone of unwashed dick, but it probably depends on the time of day.

Couple things I’m noticing about recent NSDAP... I mean, MAGA rallies...

Common side effect of steroid abuse

MAGAt incompetence bringing Chumbawumba AND Nickelback into relevance in a 24hour span has got to be a sign of the apocalypse.

Yeah, he’s done.

If it’s Stephen Miller, the bees are shooting (((tiny dogs)))

What did old lady Semple say when you torched her pension check, Trash?

He couldn’t even get dogs, or bees, or dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you.