Rudy is ABSOLUTELY Grover Dill.

Those are the biggest crooks ;)

You are not an intelligent person and no one values anything you have to say.

This is timely on the heels of the NY Times latest reheated re-serving of their “let’s talk to six ‘swing voters’ in Trump country and see what they think about impeachment.” One of these motherfuckers is pictured with a portrait of Robert E. Lee behind him in his living room. Another of these “swing voters” has been…

What really piqued my interest this morning was Ratcliffe’s unhinged performance. I know I’m not the first to point out that he was Trump’s pick for DNI, and that got me to thinking about the timeline of events...

1. The New York Jews I know always told me the pickle is to cleanse the palate and aid in digestion. So you take the occasional bite of the pickle after each major sortie into sandwich/french fry gorging, saving the last bite or two of pickle for the end of your meal. But really, it’s your fucking pickle, eat it…

Don’t worry, Kurtwood Smith’s election security plans are dumbass-proof.

I loves me a round of “Fuck dis basic bitch Pelosi” as much as the next guy, I’m on record as having given up on her, but I don’t think this is the dumbest idea in the world, and I think you’re giving her short shrift on this.

1. Trump did withhold funds https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/trump-ordered-hold-on-military-aid-days-before-calling-ukrainian-president-officials-say/2019/09/23/df93a6ca-de38-11e9-8dc8-498eabc129a0_story.html

I think so too, AND Schiff announced the whistleblower wants to testify.

A guilty conscience needs no accuser. Swing and a miss, dickstain.

My background being similar to Allison; sober, but only for the past 10 years, I have a couple answers for this. The first is that, oh sweet summer child, you haven’t experienced ENOUGH hangovers for your body to become accustomed to them. Once you do, you’ll see that a hangover isn’t one discreet illness with a set…

It’s painfully obvious that whatever nerve Speaker Pelosi had she has long since lost. She has become the worst sort of caricature of a Democrat; spineless and soulless, never making a move without the reassurance of multiple polls and focus groups. She either needs to clear the fucking cobwebs or pass the gavel to…

BING! Needlenose Ned, Ned the Head.

I know it’s a first world problem, but I am SO not in love with the current trend of comic book/sci-fi productions and fantasy, as both genres are incredibly boring to me. Somebody wake me when buddy comedies and historical dramas are popular again. 

I think we know where the pearl clutching is coming from. Some blacks are having the AUDACITY to question the motives and perfection of a white woman. That they didn’t just marvel at her porcelain skin, dulcet tones and flaxen hair while ABJECTLY APOLOGIZING for their brown existence sullying up the air around her,…

I am “considers salt a spice” level white, and I lasted one lyric, ONE, before wanting to smack the taste out of her mouth.

That’s his face after his second whiskey, so basically his face anytime after 9:30AM.

Oh that poor man. and to work as a football coach. He must be VERY secure in his masculinity, or a masochist. 

Great, now I have to do google image searches for Dick Clark, Dick van Patten, Dick van Dyke, Dick Sargent, Dick York, Dick Nixon right after I save this guy’s number to my phone.