Nightlife and things to do for rich people/celebrities. Cities like NY, LA, Boston, Philly, Chicago are big enough to support a large enough social circle for the wealthy to do their thing and spend their money without being harassed by us filthy poors. These guys are in their 20s. They want to be plowing 20 year old…

Adderall, but as Megamind would say, “Potato tomato potato tomato”

That and the frontotemporal dementia. 

Yeah, the grudge is “being a black person with an opinion.” How dare he, right? Sharpton is one of those names that just stimulates the recesses of their lizard brains like Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi or George Soros. He’s a culture war boogeyman. Just utter his name and god-fearing conservatives shudder in fear.

Sugar Ray

Yeah, preface my anecdote by mentioning I’m gay and married to another dude, but distance does NOT help. For many reasons, I live pretty far from my parents and maintain some distance, limiting my contact to a phone call of about an hour twice a month, every other Sunday. When my husband and I got engaged, he really…

Chris “2 psi” Mortensen needs to shut the fuck up about journalistic integrity.

You do know he played for the Patriots for 10 years and won 3 of his 4 super bowl rings there? 

the third one did have some truly fucked up imagery. that was patricia arquette in the mental hospital and heather langenkamp coming back as a counselor? I remember a scene with the drug addict character’s track marks turning into hungry little mouths and Freddy’s fingers turning into hypodermic needles. That fucked…

I had a roommate who had an album with a song “Do the Freddy” so I hear you.

Funny you should mention that. Trying to find the twitter thread that Briscoe WAS out and proud in his 20s, complete with semi nude pics and pics of him making out with other dudes. Claims it’s common knowledge that Briscoe is gay (the argument, “he was a cheerleader for god’s sake”) but that he went to one of those…

Saw this duplicitous bitch on Maher last night. Krystal Ball, on the panel for the night, bravely attempted to call Weiss to account for her false equivalency, comparing “the squad’s” support for BDS to the overt violence and acts of anti-semitism on the right. Weiss’ response was to lie. She falsely claimed that BDS…

We won’t really have to worry if we nominate one of the three people on stage last night with a vagina. They’re the only ones I fully trust to support women’s rights, and I’m a man. I know my fellow dick-havers too well to trust them on this. 

Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked? You like movies about gladiators?

You are not an intelligent person and no one values anything you have to say.

Yeah, so twitter user @heybucknasty dropped a few videos of the two together, half-naked in bed. Now, this obviously doesn’t exonerate him, but it does undermine several points in her complaint. She vehemently denies ever having had a relationship with Brown, and says it was strictly professional. Their demeanor and…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Take my star!

I fucking HATED The Secret History, so avoided this like the plague. 

You get a volume discount when you buy more? Gee, no shit sherlock?

The IT’s Crowd’s tern “Cleftal Horizon” was better.