A guilty conscience needs no accuser. Swing and a miss, dickstain.

My background being similar to Allison; sober, but only for the past 10 years, I have a couple answers for this. The first is that, oh sweet summer child, you haven’t experienced ENOUGH hangovers for your body to become accustomed to them. Once you do, you’ll see that a hangover isn’t one discreet illness with a set…

It’s painfully obvious that whatever nerve Speaker Pelosi had she has long since lost. She has become the worst sort of caricature of a Democrat; spineless and soulless, never making a move without the reassurance of multiple polls and focus groups. She either needs to clear the fucking cobwebs or pass the gavel to…

BING! Needlenose Ned, Ned the Head.

I know it’s a first world problem, but I am SO not in love with the current trend of comic book/sci-fi productions and fantasy, as both genres are incredibly boring to me. Somebody wake me when buddy comedies and historical dramas are popular again. 

I think we know where the pearl clutching is coming from. Some blacks are having the AUDACITY to question the motives and perfection of a white woman. That they didn’t just marvel at her porcelain skin, dulcet tones and flaxen hair while ABJECTLY APOLOGIZING for their brown existence sullying up the air around her,…

I am “considers salt a spice” level white, and I lasted one lyric, ONE, before wanting to smack the taste out of her mouth.

That’s his face after his second whiskey, so basically his face anytime after 9:30AM.

Oh that poor man. and to work as a football coach. He must be VERY secure in his masculinity, or a masochist. 

Great, now I have to do google image searches for Dick Clark, Dick van Patten, Dick van Dyke, Dick Sargent, Dick York, Dick Nixon right after I save this guy’s number to my phone.

Nightlife and things to do for rich people/celebrities. Cities like NY, LA, Boston, Philly, Chicago are big enough to support a large enough social circle for the wealthy to do their thing and spend their money without being harassed by us filthy poors. These guys are in their 20s. They want to be plowing 20 year old…

Adderall, but as Megamind would say, “Potato tomato potato tomato”

That and the frontotemporal dementia. 

Yeah, the grudge is “being a black person with an opinion.” How dare he, right? Sharpton is one of those names that just stimulates the recesses of their lizard brains like Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi or George Soros. He’s a culture war boogeyman. Just utter his name and god-fearing conservatives shudder in fear.

Sugar Ray

Yeah, preface my anecdote by mentioning I’m gay and married to another dude, but distance does NOT help. For many reasons, I live pretty far from my parents and maintain some distance, limiting my contact to a phone call of about an hour twice a month, every other Sunday. When my husband and I got engaged, he really…

Chris “2 psi” Mortensen needs to shut the fuck up about journalistic integrity.

You do know he played for the Patriots for 10 years and won 3 of his 4 super bowl rings there? 

the third one did have some truly fucked up imagery. that was patricia arquette in the mental hospital and heather langenkamp coming back as a counselor? I remember a scene with the drug addict character’s track marks turning into hungry little mouths and Freddy’s fingers turning into hypodermic needles. That fucked…

I had a roommate who had an album with a song “Do the Freddy” so I hear you.