Funny you should mention that. Trying to find the twitter thread that Briscoe WAS out and proud in his 20s, complete with semi nude pics and pics of him making out with other dudes. Claims it’s common knowledge that Briscoe is gay (the argument, “he was a cheerleader for god’s sake”) but that he went to one of those…

Saw this duplicitous bitch on Maher last night. Krystal Ball, on the panel for the night, bravely attempted to call Weiss to account for her false equivalency, comparing “the squad’s” support for BDS to the overt violence and acts of anti-semitism on the right. Weiss’ response was to lie. She falsely claimed that BDS…

We won’t really have to worry if we nominate one of the three people on stage last night with a vagina. They’re the only ones I fully trust to support women’s rights, and I’m a man. I know my fellow dick-havers too well to trust them on this. 

Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked? You like movies about gladiators?

You are not an intelligent person and no one values anything you have to say.

Yeah, so twitter user @heybucknasty dropped a few videos of the two together, half-naked in bed. Now, this obviously doesn’t exonerate him, but it does undermine several points in her complaint. She vehemently denies ever having had a relationship with Brown, and says it was strictly professional. Their demeanor and…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Take my star!

I fucking HATED The Secret History, so avoided this like the plague. 

You get a volume discount when you buy more? Gee, no shit sherlock?

The IT’s Crowd’s tern “Cleftal Horizon” was better.

Ja, er ist Expert. 

I used to dismiss Chrissy Teigen as just another person famous for being famous and pretty, but I started following her on Twitter about a year ago after I saw a random tweet that made me laugh and I gotta tell ya, she’s delightful. Funny, insightful, good mix of content, usually keeps her feed light with jokes and…

He just signed a one year deal with the Patriots. No joke.

Oh my God, that’s right! He played Joe the Policeman.

The Patriots have ALWAYS been able to handle monumental train wrecks without it harming the locker room. Moss had a record breaking season. Gordon had a pretty good stretch before he relapsed, and even then it didn’t affect the rest of the team. Hell, they even had an actual murderer on the roster, who was an All Pro…

I think a lot of them will, yes. Hypocrisy is their real god. But a not insignificant number will just stay home, and considering he won the EC by 80k votes spread across three states, he can’t afford for ANYONE to stay home. He literally needs every single vote he got in ‘16 and then some. I don’t expect turnout to…

The vast majority of the time it is the guest’s own hair. As a man who had short dark hair when I waited tables in a restaurant kitchen staffed entirely by Colombian men, also with short dark hair, if I had a nickel for every time a blonde woman pointed to a long blonde hair in her food and blamed our kitchen, I’d…

Police Academy 3. It was Proctor.

August 2013

Pence locks down the wavering of the Christian right, people who are on board with the racism and the class warfare and the corporate giveaways, but worry Trump won’t oppress the chicks and the homos enough. So Pence doesn’t expand his electorate, but he solidifies a weak flank in Trump’s base.