when he’s 78. His mental state has deteriorated markedly since he entered the White House. If he’s even capable of dressing and feeding himself in 5 years, I owe you a coke. 

It takes a lot to make a stew

From your mouth to God’s ears, my friend!

The shorter version of this article:

What about Bellini Day?

To the writer whose boss asked to name Patriots staring QB’s other than Brady or Bledsoe, to be fair, with the exception of the four games brady missed because of the Deflategate Suspension (Garropolo, Brissett) and missing the ‘08 season after tearing his ACL in Week 1 (Matt Cassel) you’d have to go back to 1992 to…

Close. They’re Casey Affleck in Good Will Hunting. “Wish I had a double burger...”

So you’re saying I owe Mo Lewis an Edible Arrangement?

I think I learned this from you. It’s the only correct response and it drives them batshit. 

fvasdv you fucking coward...

Have you ever worked on a Sunday (or sundown Friday to sundown saturday if you’re Jewish)? Well, according to Exodus 25:2, I have some bad news for you “For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a day of sabbath rest to the Lord. Whoever does any work on it is to be put to death “

Ahh, projection. You guys NEVER do that. /s

No, dumbass, they’ll do a better job of hiding what they have next time around. Are you really this dumb or just willfully combative?

I read The Talisman in junior high around 1990 and something about it has ALWAYS stuck with me. I still vividly remember the characters, plot and storyline. Given how sprawling it is, and how many substories and adventures Jack had, not to mention the entire concept of parallel universes, I think it would definitely…

Do it for Yoda while we serve our guests a soda!

It takes time to dig into the victim’s past, find some minor incident from his past, or just a picture of him in a hoodie to insinuate that “he’s no angel.”

This is stupid and you are stupid for writing it.

Fuck right off with your victim blaming bullshit dontchokeyourwoke or whatever burner name you shat out today.

Oh, and their disdain for things like tipping and basic courtesy and politeness. 

Do a little more digging. She’s not really “doing some good.” In NY, she hung out with a group of trust fund brats who referred to themselves as The Rich Kids, who were conspicuously, nauseatingly open about their wealth and spending and fuck-the-poor lifestyle. I used to be a manager for a certain haircare chain that…