I thought it was because all of his sketches were starting to be about him becoming rich and successful.

No, fuckstick. We’ve called RACISM racism. We know y’all got super excited when Trump was elected. Y’all polished up your jackboots, excited that you could FINALLY say the quiet parts loud. When the only congresspeople the president insults are the brown ones, THAT’S RACISM. When he calls African countries shitholes,…

I love how if you go to one of these “thinking for themselves” fb or twitter profiles, you see a bunch of Q-anon references, along with their WWG1WGa, which means “Where We Go One We Go All.” Is there a more explicit declaration of groupthink than that?!

The union workers at Mercedes Benz, BMW and Audi are laughing their precision engineered asses off at your ignorant bullshit. 

Yeah, because the 100 million western Europeans just sat around with their thumbs up their asses and let us do it all for them.

No, assfuck, we call Nazis Nazis.

Let me see if I have the facts here. 18 year old girl is detained by two ARMED police officers, placed in cuffs, and thrown in the back of a police car. She is presumably offered the choice of having sex with the two officers or being arrested and prosecuted and going to prison. After having sex with these two men…

Oh, Rusty Hardin’s involved? Fuuuuck that snake. He’s representing that astronaut who hacked her ex’s bank account from the space-station in a custody battle. A good rule of thumb is that if Rusty Hardin is your lawyer, you’re a fucking monster. 

I fucking love your stories and how you use them. Bless you, Michael. 

When I waited tables at Shenaniganz, there was a limited menu of “free” items, basically the stuff on the kids menu and french fries. Anything else was 50% off. We were not allowed to eat while on the clock, and were not allowed to clock out until we’d been “cut”, done our sidework, cleaned our section and rolled…

Yup. Everyone I know is genuinely sad he’s not playing anymore and miss his impact on the offense and what an entertaining goofball presence he added to the team, but we ABSOLUTELY understand, especially given his injury history. I honestly can’t remember him playing an entire healthy season.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Lucifer tried in 2014. Bill traded him for a fourth round draft pick and two fifth round picks...

1. I love you guys, but spell check is not a substitute for proofreading. You refer to Rusty Hardin as “an attire for McClain” when you clearly meant attorney. Spell check ain’t gonna catch that.

He REALLY REALLY REALLY needs to not be the nominee.

My Filipino husband’s gay, undocumented cousin who works for cash under the table in Florida is a HUGE Trump supporter. He does not see the contradiction in this, or understand why I can’t stand him. 

I’ve wanted to bone him since “The War at Home”

Isn’t that a question we should be asking of all our consumer products? Does my toilet tissue adequately respect the second amendment? I think, when I wipe my ass, it MAY be in favor of red flag laws, so I’m worried.

But then Trump would just bail and move the rallies elsewhere. 

The first episode is OUTSTANDING, and Dunst continues to just kill it. I was also really impressed with the set design, props and costumes. It FELT like the early 90s, from the gaudy McMansions to Krystal’s wood-panelled living room.