I’ll take “Things David Lynch should have said in 1991" for $1000. 

Yup. Just like “It’s a real shame Grandma’s chemotherapy makes her so sick she hasn’t kept solid food down for weeks.”

Yeah “potential for abuse” is a real concern unless the out of pocket copays are high, then they’re just medications you take until you die.

I grew up less than a mile from a dog track.

Don’t you just love American capitalist can-do attitude? “Hey, so I hear ketamine can help with treatment resistant depression.”

What if Obama started holding rallies in the same city as Trump ONE WEEK LATER. Seeing Obama get bigger, cooler crowds playing his game would totally destroy him. Where do we get the ball rolling on this?

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Being gay must win championships. 6 Lombardis, 4 World Series, 1 NBA Championship and 1 Stanley Cup since 2000.

You know what undermines the entire argument? The lying. If you’re not doing anything wrong, you don’t need to lie in applications and stage phony photo shoots.

He seems happy, has a pretty big twitter following. I don’t think it’s harming his future Senatorial plans, so as long as he doesn’t feel like he was railroaded into it, I say more power to him. 

Probably the latter. I’ve met Ferrigno, waited on him IN A BENNIGAN’S. He was a fucking moron.

One of the worst haircuts I’ve ever seen on a white man. I hope when they shaved your head after your little “Girl on Fire” moment, it at least gave you a clean slate for a less douchey haircut. 

The only thing I like about Shiner Bock is that Hank on Breaking Bad liked it.

by Chris Crocker, who does gay porn now. 

I agree. It’s time to stop playing nice with candidates feelings and have the top 6 in night one and the also rans in the second night. Let’s be honest, Tom Steyer and Julian Castro and Kirsten Gillibrand and about a dozen others are NOT going to be the nominee. It’s going to be someone in the…

*Wisconsin, Michigan AND (not in) Pennsylvania

1. Hillary ran a shitty campaign all on her own. It was Hillary who chose to not open enough field offices in Wisconsin, Michigan in Pennsylvania because “THEY ARE TOTALLY IN THE BAG” while sending resources to places like Georgia and Texas in the hopes of flipping them blue.

Loved Drew Carey, except for two things...

TESTIFY! I started college in fall ‘95 and DMB was EVERYWHERE! I even remember some chick running for student senate used the DMB album covers as her campaign posters because HER LAST NAME WAS MATTHEWS! Friends and DMB are two of the greatest examples of how the 90s were the pinnacle of lame safe white people…

TESTIFY! I started college in fall ‘95 and DMB was EVERYWHERE! I even remember some chick running for student senate used the DMB album covers as her campaign posters because HER LAST NAME WAS MATTHEWS! Friends and DMB are two of the greatest examples of how the 90s were the pinnacle of lame safe white people…