I used to think so too, but I think too many Republicans have gone full bore into crazytown to pull out. Trump is in complete control of too much of the GOP electorate for them to ever successfully jettison him. Honestly, their last chance was before the midterms. They’re stuck with him until the bitter end now. 

I always assumed she was doing a Mira Sorvino in Romy and Michelle impression. “I cut my foot earlier and mow my shoe is filling up with blood...”

This is overly simplified and somewhat of a mischaracterization. While the Church did caution against “excessive” bathing for those concerns, and while public bathhouses were seen as closely tied to prostitution, the main stigma against bathing in Europe during the Dark Ages and Middle Ages was a mistaken belief that…

Didn’t you read his post? The baby boomers.

Except for the 20 years, from 1993-2013 when NYC had Republican mayors. Facts aren’t exactly your friends, are they, troll?

WOW! What a lineup! HEY HEY!

How can a prisoner who attempted suicide two weeks ago successfully hang himself in his cell now?

They expect Tara. They expect Hattie McDaniel to welcome them in a big bearhug, a giant gingham-lined basket of homemade bicuits, and tell them that she didn’t MIND being a slave to such GOOD, DECENT white folk as THEM. They expect to be treated like Gods and they expect to be courted for their approval.

You are an American hero. Please take my star with gratitude and respect.

True Confession: I had an Equinox membership for a few years about a decade ago before I was poor. It can make going to the gym SO much easier. You never have to worry about toiletries or a towel. Hell, some locations even had workout clothes, so as long as you have the right sneakers you could go to the gym. You…

I love Swedish Fish, but I think they have a pretty short window of freshness. More than a few times I’ve bought packages that are still well before their sell-by date, but they’re not springy, chewy anymore, but rather kind of crumbly. Not really dry, but they just crumble into tiny pebbles when you chew them. 

I used to go to Equinox about a decade ago, before I was poor. You’d be surprised how much of their (and SoulCycle’s) clientele is super liberal and likely had no idea of the ownership connection to Trump. Make enough noise about this, and enough members could cancel to hurt the business. Membership ain’t cheap. Ten…

This was a Kramer plot on an episode of Seinfeld. Kramer claimed he got the idea from Leonardo da Vinci. Of course, Kramer becomes so sleep deprived he falls deep asleep on top of his mob-connected girlfriend, who thinks he’s dead and calls some goons who put Kramer in a burlap sack and throw him in the river.

I’m a gay guy married to a gay guy. My husband and I both love hooters wings. We got married in City Hall in the morning, with a dinner for family and friends planned for that night. Right after the ceremony was lunchtime, and we were hungry, so we went to Hooters.

So much this. I think there’s a better than even chance Papa strokes out before he faces any real consequences, but to see the failspawn in shackles and orange jumpsuits, after strutting around like they’re God’s fucking gift despite doing nothing more in life than drafting in the wake of their horrific shitlord of a…

Half Czech, but that’s an easy mistake to make. WAKKA WAKKA!

ESPECIALLY SOUTHERN white people. I had a roommate from Southport, NC for a few years, and literally every day I would come home to MULTIPLE passive aggressive yellow post-it notes around the house from him. “Please turn off the hall light before you leave” over the switch. “Did you use my body wash?” on the bathroom…

Al Bundy once scored four touchdowns in one game for Polk High.

About 20 years ago I had a 3 month love affair with the Sourdough Jack when I lived in California. I’m back on the east coast and my colon is happier for it.

That was a weird season, no argument, but come back to the season in New York. It is GOLD! The Bill Buckner episode, the Viagra/Mr. Softee episode, Michael J Fox/Girlfriend’s gay son. Epic stuff.