Yeah, I remember a few years ago reading an article about creating dubbing scripts in German and how difficult it was for Seinfeld because the humor was so subtle and observational, and German audiences didn’t really identify with that style of humor.

Lived in a Polish neighborhood for several years. I love Polish people, Polish food, Polish culture, but HOLY FUCK they are some of the biggest racists I’ve ever met in my life. They hate literally everyone who isn’t a heterosexual Polish Catholic.

Right? Like she thinks she just cleverly in one sentenced absolved white America of slavery. “It wasn’t us, it was THE JEWS.”

I fell the fuck out of my chair at that. I would be surprised if the guy’s name WASN’T Parker Willoughby now. 

Oh lots still see Jewish people as not white. I’ve noticed in Eastern European and Slavic cultures, open anti-Semitism is still very strong. Here in the US it’s pretty well hidden, but even in my own Northeast middle class family, the sterotypes of the “hook nosed, nappy haired, short goblin” with the supposed traits…

Good luck! First thing they should teach is to actually wait for the customer to say yes or no before sloppin on an ingredient. If I had a nickel for every time there’s already a handful of shredded lettuce on my sandwich by the time he finishes asking the question “Do you want lettuce?” Also fun is them trying to…

I am firmly of the opinion that every young person should have to wait tables for at least a year, preferably in a soul crushing “PJ Calamity’s” chain restaurant in a mostly white suburb. You want to learn valuable life lessons and learn exactly just how fucked up this country is? You will find no better teacher. In…

Must not be a Rick and Morty fan, passing up the obvious Coach Feratu reference. 

Isn’t that about the same percentage of people who are die-hard Trump loyalists?

Worse, he only went to medical school in the first place because his father made his inheritance contingent upon it.

Michael, give her a break, she needed a couple of shots to take the edge off after smoking all that meth. Do you expect her to breastfeed on meth? What kind of mother would do that?

Dennis?

I used to run into Biet in 12 step meetings on the Upper East Side about a decade ago. Reading this article, her name rang a bell, and then googling a picture of her with those atrocious bangs made me certain it’s the same person. It should come as a surprise to no one that she was a dippy, self-absorbed wing nut…

Yeah, I think unless a cop happened to be walking by, you could get away with it INDEFINITELY in Manhattan. They’re not answering calls about it unless the call mentions you’re black in a white neighborhood. They’re not getting out of their car passing by, unless same reason above. Also, it’s actually not illegal for…

no, It makes her Haley Joel Osment, and if you see how fat he got, I can’t WAIT to see Ivanka’s future!!!

I fucking HATE kettle chips. Growing up in the 80s in Massachusetts, Cape Cod was the only brand of Kettle Chips, and OF COURSE that’s the only kind my mom would buy. They’re hard as a rock and taste like they’re going stale. you eat those shits if you have a grudge against your teeth. 

I did enjoy that last 10-15 minutes with them in the bar, but oh boy the corniness beforehand. I even remember the lame running gag of Oscars presenters, including Mike Ditka reading a nominee called “Tristan and Isolde Get a Place in Jersey”

Not with that kind of attitude!

Old folk in my neck of the woods called them “hamburger sandwiches” when I was a kid. Without the bun they were hamburger steaks. 

Yeah, HPV