No he’s not.

How severe is your brain damage?

Perennial grey scumbag FatalBert and some other bullshitters keep trying to make the argument that Wesley Michel is filming from inside the building. Just watched the video twice to confirm that, no he is not, he is standing outside the entire time he’s filming.

Hey, careful, Bill Simmons might sue you for stealing his one writing thing.

Bitch, the only way YOUR grandparents survived the holocaust was in SS uniforms. now fuck off

It was. I grew up in public school in the 80s, and I remember the fog of smoke every time the door to the teacher’s lounge would open. As late as ‘86-’87 there was a smoking lounge for seniors at the high school. 

Lol thanks. I started with Cinnabon and worked my way back, trying to think of other shitty shops and restaurants you find in the airport. 

Wow! Your commitment to authenticity with the spelling and capitalization, not to mention the vocabulary, is really terrific. Hats off! 

I believe the line is “Would you like some making fuck BERSERKER!”

Thank you! I’ve never found her funny.

Whatever reasons you choose to justify in your head for flying it, know that when people see it, they will see something else. They will see a symbol no different from the swastika, a symbol taken up by an army of hate and oppression. And you must know that, so on some level when you fly that flag you are accepting…

My dearest Martha,

“I don’t know why you’re offended by me flying the flag of men who went into battle to defend the practice of OWNING YOUR ANCESTORS AS PROPERTY.”

Yuengling is foul horsepiss not fit for consumption by mental patients. For years I’d hear friends from the mid-Atlantic rave about Yuengling, this great cheap beer I was missing out on. It finally came to New England in ‘06 or ‘07, and honestly, I would sooner drink a room temperature can of keystone.

They are really fucking terrible at comebacks. Like last week when Adam Scott told Mitch McConnell’s twitter people to stop using his image (as Ben Wyatt from Parks and Rec) unless it was to celebrate their defeat. Their retort was to tweet a photo of the newspaper headline from Parks and Rec “Ice Town Costs Ice Clown…

It’s gonna be badass when the Arlington Memorial Bridge collapses under the weight of an Abrams tank.

- “There”, “they’re” and “their” are all different words with different meanings. My 10 year old niece can differentiate. Surely you can take 5 minutes out from picking the sour gummies out of your neckbeard to learn, too.

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This word-salad of intellectually dishonest horseshit from Brooks just makes my fucking blood boil. The Democratic Party’s job is not to appeal to conservatives. You didn’t want to listen to us when we told you it maybe wasn’t such a good idea to let a mentally ill manbaby run your party. Fuck, you even blamed us for…

Please find the longest, pointiest stick you can with which to go fuck yourself