I’ve met Richard Dreyfuss twice, and if my brief interactions with him were any indication of what Bill Murray had to deal with, Bill showed ADMIRABLE restraint. If I had access to a glass ashtray, I wouldn’t have missed the arrogant prick. 

USC is a football and party school. It is neither prestigious nor highly respected on the East Coast. Those in academia look at USC alums like Arizona State alums who recently mastered use of the knife and fork. 

He’s having an affair with Kenny Bania... or Ovaltine?

TIMELESS! “Didn’t want to. Felt I... owed it to them.”

The ONLY part. Roger Moore was NOT too old to play Bond. It makes total sense to keep dynamite in the safe of a blimp. If you’re a mega-wealthy French industrialist and want to secretly assassinate people, send your instantly recognizable, freakishly strong black female bodyguard with the distinctive haircut. Oh, and…

Fronch dressing.

For one thing, lots of restaurants’ prices are higher on grubhub than they are if you order direct. My favorite tex-mex place is about 25% cheaper when I call them directly and pick up. 

Off topic, but Roger Ebert pointed out that movie’s plot made no sense. Silicon Valley companies were the PURCHASERS of microchips, not the makers of them, so by flooding Silicon Valley, Zorin was killing all of his customers. That said, Zorin totally should have flooded Silicon Valley.

I’ve defended this bitch for six months, telling y’all to calm down, Nancy’s playing it cool. She’s not caving, she’s taking the long view, she’s got a plan...

I worked as a sales manager for Macy’s. I’m willing to bet the department that hired her thought it would be ok, probably even warned corporate, “hey this candidate had this issue in their past, but we evaluated and think they’d be a great fit. Corporate HR said, “mm-hmm, sure whatevs” then sat on their ass for a…

Thank you! I miss the nav bar.

-Amash is on the impeachment bandwagon now. Rand Paul is a Senator, and thus will not be present in these HOUSE hearings.

1. Again, yes we do. Exactly. It’s in the report and can be very simply and telegenically described in seconds.

That’s simply not true. We DO know the origins, exactly. George Papadopoulos got drunk in a London bar and bragged about his Russian operative friends having dirt on Clinton. His bragging was overheard by an Australian diplomat, who dutifully reported it up the chain.

Here’s what I’d love, but will likely never happen, because it would make too much fuckin’ sense; how about the Democrats coordinate their line of questioning BEFORE THE HEARING? It seems like in so many of these we get a Democrat who gets onto a good line of questioning, they finish their five, pass off to 5 minutes…

I don’t work for google, but I work for a company that works with them, and I can say without equivocation that google is a horrible, evil company, and that anything they do is cynically calculated specifically to fuck people over while making them more money.

Until they’re competing against a company whose logo is a rat’s anus, then yes, they’re the baddies. 

I’d rather drink the mystery water pooled at the bottom of the fridge the Lacroix is sitting in. 

1 s: Area with very dry climate and lots of sand.

Go to the NY State Dept of Labor, NOT federal, you can only file a complaint with one or the other, and the laws are a lot more favorable to the employee for NY State. Also google employment lawyers, call a couple. Some might be willing to take you on. If your restaurant has been doing this a while, they might be…