WITH AMY HECKERLING!!! The sheer surface area of mouth involved revolts one. 

Even better? Rather than soak for 20 minutes, boil for 5.

I don’t think she’s being a dick. He’s not interested in an actual debate. He’s interested in publicity and airtime with AOC to raise his nonexistent profile. She gave him all the debate his tired, corporatist “ideas” were worth. 

The place on my block I go for slices isn’t that great, tbh, but it’s open super late, and the guys who work there are really nice. I always get the same thing, two slices not too hot, so as soon as they see me walk through the door they prep my slices. They take care of me, you know?

The fucking mayo bullies are everywhere. Where’s Magary? Has he seen this abomination?

You have some serious issues with authority, and should probably get help. The police are neither my parent nor my teacher. They have neither the moral nor intellectual high ground to be either. A cop is not my, or your, superior, on or off the clock. They work FOR US. They serve US. I do not have to take attitude…

Get them part time jobs at the Popeye’s on 125th St, with a BIG FUCKIN SIGN out front describing what they did.

Are we about done swooning over this empty suit?

Is Ivanka dressed for a state dinner with the queen or a hoedown at the Fayetteville Cracker Barrell?

Yes she has

Looking for the exact quote where I said that. Nope, can’t find it.

She looks like what would happen if a tumor wanted to be pretty and stupid.

People were smoking in NBA arenas well into the 80s. I distinctly remember my dad taking me to Celtics games and ripping Marlboro reds like it was his fucking job. My memories of the old Garden always include a massive cloud of smoke.

On an Alaskan Airlines flight last year (an airline I for the most part HATE) one of the flight attendants parked herself right in front of the rear lavatories during boarding and taxiing, and every time someone made in her general direction, she just said, “NO. Rest rooms are not available until we’re in the air.”…

I’m a girl!

This is why I can’t take anything you say seriously. No one I know loved that movie or his performance. The movie was bad, and Kutcher was bad.

it really sucked. shitty food, shitty dervice, and the location and decor really weren’t worth it. 

Ate at Coffee Shop twice in my life. First time I had eggs benedict with burned English muffins. The server was genuinely annoyed when I brought this up, like “what do you want me to do?”

I’m going to preface my comments by saying that I really love Joe Biden. He’s a good guy with a big heart.

No no no it would be which player from the 2004 Red Sox would they be.