I read this as Mueller really wants Congress to act, but he really doesn’t want to testify, because if he does, he knows they will ask him if he believes the President committed a crime. He really doesn’t want to be the one to have to say yes. 

So I’m never getting my football phone, am I?

except for that GIANT FUCKIN HOLE IN THE MIDDLE where all my delicious cheese and toppings fall through onto the dirty, dirty ground. 

Before I get to the issue addressed in the article, I really need to know; WHO IS DRESSING THIS BITCH AND DOING HER HAIR AND MAKE-UP? Did Meghan just get a part-time job at Fashion Bug in 1997?

A coworker of mine BEGGED me to stay late to cover for her a couple months ago. I was sick as a dog and exhausted, but she offered my what she swore was the best weed I’d ever tried. My first clue that this was bullshit should have been that it was wrapped in aluminum foil. I unwrapped this thumb sized nugget and…

Hitler was still holding it together until the bomb assassination attempt by Stauffenberg at Wolfsschanze. Even though the writing was pretty much on the wall by then in terms of Germany’s fate, Hitler was surprisingly in control, despite his own inherent histrionic nature. The bombing took what little sense of…

She posed in pictures with an oar and a fucking rowboat despite never having been a rower. Of course she knew what the fuck they were doing.

*you’re after.

That’s really all it comes down to at the end of the day for you people. Thank you for proving my point.

To be fair, that sister has in the past thrown the entire LGBT community under the bus to sell shitty beer, and to help her horrible father get re-elected shadow President. As far as I’m concerned those fucking monsters deserve each other. 

opinion pieces aren’t facts, you stupid, stupid little troll. Go gaslight somewhere else.

Your “sources” are a right wing anti abortion website, and an editorial from a right wing former speechwriter for Donald Rumsfeld and George W. Bush? How fucking stupid are you, worthless troll?

Who exactly is it who decides what is important enough for people to voice an opinion on? It’s not like someone spent hours writing code to create a website and reach out to start a petition to change it. No, people randomly enjoying themselves on the internet saw it, thought it was funny or creepy or stupid and spent…

So basically, law enforcement is a de facto enforcement arm of corporate America. Rather than be required to perform due diligence that a “missing” car in a lot count is due to a clerical or system or employee error before reporting theft, their default is to assume theft and send the police out to pull guns on and…

Don’t! That’s how he immobilizes his prey, nausea and disgust.

No you didn’t. You just shifted your baseless smear, you worthless fucking troll.

Oh go fuck yourself with a rusty chainsaw you lying, smearing troll. 

New York has been continuously occupied by humanity for about 4 centuries, and has only had a sanitation department for the most recent one. Combine dense human population, poor waste management, a network of underground tunnels and old buildings with lots of holes and cracks for vermin to enter. Rats are always and…

No, I think the point is that poor people realize calling 311 when they see a rat won’t do shit. Call an exterminator, seal up any holes or cracks in your apartment, and be religious about taking out the trash.

Yeah there’s not enough whiskey on the planet.