Each witty morsel delivered in a languishing drawl while slowly waving a fan and sipping a mint julep in his white linen suit.

I really think it’s just as simple as Miller being the ultimate yes man. He not only tells Trump he’s a stable genius, but can spin a pseudointellectual web of mumbo-jumbo that kinda-sorta rationalizes virulent racism as sound policy.

I bought the KitchenAid Artisan mixer 5 years ago, thinking I’d upgrade in a few years to the Pro Series when the Artisan kicked the bucket. The Artisan still works like new.

I used to manage a salon three blocks from here, and this is legit a WEIRD part of the UWS, a mix of working and middle class people who’ve been there since the late 60's/early 70s, heavy on the fixed income, Birkenstock, granola-crunchy vibe, mixed with the OBSCENELY WEALTHY. For the most part, they peacefully…

Do you really want to go halvesies on jalapeno, bacon and anchovy?

Anyone who would ask me to share my medium pizza instead of ordering their own doesn’t really love me for me, though, do they?

I’m really starting to think it’s rich people that need to be rounded up and put in detention centers. The pointless, petty shit they will sue over...

Yeah, no.

I think you mean St. Peter, unless there’s a Pearly gates for rich people us filthy poors haven’t been told about. 

Your comment history proves you’re an insufferable asshole who only pulls Bernie’s dick out of your mouth long enough to spit on every other Democrat. You are everything that is wrong with political discourse.

Except Donald’s trusty “Billy Baroo” is a bottle of adderall the size of a policeman’s flashlight. 

Rich asshole with zero self awareness. Take a walk through the Upper East Side, these people so plasticized they can’t fully close their mouths or eyes are all over the place. 

Hugo Boss doesn’t make XXL

Some very high exec at NBC took a shine to him early on. Probably one of the same assholes who loved Jay Leno and helped engineer Jay’s return and the shafting of Conan.

Interesting the way you try to re-frame the question. You’re playing bait and switch. You talk about others’ citations of political actions and discrimination, and then only look at political actions, and since those in your own self-limited criteria come up clean, what’s the big fuss?

Let me see if I understand the scenario correctly. Emily’s a picky eater. So when the friends all suggest a more adventurous place, Emily states her preference, but when she gets outvoted, she goes along and makes the best of it, ordering something she can eat so that she can be with her friends. I am going to assume…

Except it’s not hypocritical. You’re just willfully ignorant.

This was my immediate thought as well when crazypants mentioned, “they know I like my meat “well done.” To the “well done” people, if meat isn’t the color and consistency of ancient shoe leather, it’s “raw and nasty”

I used to be a floor manager at a big box retailer at their second highest volume store. Some of these security guys working the cameras are REALLY good at scanning the crowd for specific faces. That guy who stole $1000 worth of cologne 3 months ago? BAM, walking through fine jewelry right now. I don’t imagine the…

White men’s unfettered access to guns > literally anyone else’s life