Zum Teufel mit deinem gottverdammten Quatsch, Tomatengesicht!

I’ve only once had a restaurant owner contact me about a negative review. It was this trendy restaurant in my neighborhood way uptown in Manhattan known for their brunch. Went there with my hubby one Sunday. We’d been many times before. It’s a cute place. The service is a bit snotty and prices are a bit much, but the…

Shit, thank God I don’t have kids because I would keep a running accounting of every penny I’d spent on them. “Sure, once you pay back the $437,198.22 you can have a say.”

One of the few blessings of the Trump takeover of the party is that milquetoast pseudo-intellectual Quislings like this asshole have been further sidelined into irrelevance. What kind of self-hating gay still follows the Catholic Church? 

This is kind of brilliant. Then they should pass a Green New Deal and call it the “Banging Your Daughter Ivanka Legalization Act”

Thank you for being far more articulate in explaining what I could not. I felt like part of Jordan Peele’s mission is to just make really good movies that have more black people in them and making them. Get people used to going to movies where the corny ass dad wears a Howard sweatshirt and the oldies on the radio mom…

Something definitely does not smell right, here.

Considering SDNY has been the primary federal prosecutor going after organized crime for the past 50 years, they’re pretty good at protecting their staff. 

7! Don’t you know that old children’s rhyme from the sea?

I think this is a serious mischaracterization of the Dems actual position. I think their public (and private) stance is more a reframing of the debate. I’m referring specifically to Pelosi’s comments downplaying impeachment. If the Democrats say, “No big deal, the Mueller report’s probably not damning, so we shouldn’t…

And that experience was 3-4 decades ago, in a city whose neighborhoods have all seen dramatic demographic and socioeconomic shifts. In the 70s “jive turkey” and “gimme some skin” were used regularly. Slang changes over time. I’m more likely to listen to the MANY commenters pointing this out than the guy who’s all “I…

Absolutely, what I’m not entirely certain of is what the goal is, though. Is it just to have both their bases covered? As in, if Trump somehow manages to come out of the whole Russiagate, most corrupt administration ever stuff unscathed, then Kellyanne is their ticket in. If things come tumbling down, then George is…

That’s generally a function of individual candidates’ campaigns. The Obama re-election campaign in 2012 was highly focused on reminding and reminding and reminding voters to get out and vote. Canvassers would have voters fill out “commit to vote” postcards that would be mailed back to them the week before the…

You are correct in both the literal and figurative. Most blue cheese dressing recipes are just ranch with chunks of bleu cheese in it. 

Should have read before I posted. Discover me, Ramon, just discover me.

Vera De Milo!

I thought she sounds remarkably similar to Romy White. “Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood.”

Here’s my time to shine under the tinfoil hat. Keep in mind this is just the product of reading way too many Robert Ludlum novels as a teen.

Or so the Germans would have us believe. 

I know, it’s like some farmer centuries ago was lancing the swollen anal glands on his farm beasts and thought, “what if I spread this on my food?”