The kid hates when you read to him because you’re monsters and he can't stand the sound of your screeching.

Not everyone can breastfeed. Sure, it’s “free”, but sometimes it just doesn’t work and there’s a lot of shame surrounding moms who use formula. Please rethink before making comments like this, I know I’m not alone in reading this type of thing and remembering the horrible struggle that trying to breastfeed was, how…

I feel you, I get that. If this email was about being broke, I think it would make total sense. But I think the telling line is “If you’re not going to buy these things, please let us know so we can.” Oh, so its not just requests, but the things you curated and can afford to purchase? How about you purchase formula…

If your baby hates being read to, you’re doing it wrong.

Why didn’t they ask for the brand of formula they wanted? Then they can get their own insane gifts for the poor baby.

The #2 thing that leads to kidnapping is getting an email like this.

If anyone who knows them is reading this, might I suggest a gift for future birthdays:

Wouldn’t a better suggestion be a short email saying:

is it kidnapping if the child is advertised as free?

NO RECEIPTS.

If I were to receive this from one of my friends or family members, I would reply with the following:

I just cannot imagine telling someone up front, “If you give us a gift that’s not on the list be sure to include the receipt because we’re going to return it and we don’t want to only get half the value...” I’m an old, so maybe this is just a thing people do nowadays.

Brandyn, Maddyson, AbbyGail, AnnaBella, Issybella. Something with a silent q.

Without the receipts.

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping.”

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping.

I started living alone in 2008 after a terrible craigslist roommate experience (all summer, she sat in her underwear on our living room couch (my couch), including when I had guests, such as my boyfriend at the time, over to hang out). It is the best thing that has probably ever happened to me. Living alone has…

My best friend has herpes and her experience (I know bc I went with her for support) was so harrowing it makes me want to kill this doctor (I’ll explain). So, my friend, crying in the waiting room on my shoulder and scared shitless gets called into the room. They tried to prevent me from coming in but my friend…

AWESOME and I’m very impressed with her. I too have it and often when people find out they ask me how they can tell people they are dating that they have it.