"So, the next time, you get bread and cheese and a hot petter."

Makes me feel a little better about buying a $200 dildo while being extremely broke. Thanks historical pervert!!!

I feel like a better way for celebrities to bring attention to the issues of poverty would be to use their platform to give someone else the megaphone. For example, why not instead re-tweet people who actually live on SNAP and have had their assistance cut back? Why not follow up those tweets (or even the misfired…

I can’t stand Gwyneth Paltrow any more than any self-respecting red-blooded American, but I do find it pretty ironic that every single article I’ve seen about this has picked on the limes. Isn’t at least part of the whole awareness thing supposed to be, hey how about we all stop judging what people on food stamps…

Nope. I read Michelle’s terribly-written post. Her objections are vastly different from yours. First off, the repubs are trying to say the amount of money is too low and that people are actually getting more than 29/week. She also peppered her article with quotes from people who probably have severe nutritional…

“Pretending” is a much better word for her on-screen appearances.

That might get you thru a week if you eat nothing but black bean burritos and ... lettuce omelettes?

Didn’t know I was going to need a ‘Go fuck yourself’ form letter for this comment section, but I guess that’s what I get for assuming for once cis people might try and think about an issue from a trans perspective instead of their own. An out trans man on the cover of a men’s health magazine tells the world, and…

Her reaction tells me that Huey is her father. He should have chased after her screaming: If this is it, please let me know if this ain’t love you’d better let me knoowww.

Really? Because from that two paragraph pull quote, how could we possibly know if she knows that?

She has had an interesting but difficult life, what with the raising a child since age 16 and abusive parents and dropping out of school and tragic death of her child’s father. How exactly do you figure out if you are…

I'll never understand the people offended by minimum wage increases. If the job you went to college for is only paying you a little more than $15/hr, then you're underpaid too. Wake the fuck up. There are thousands of 'white collar' jobs that are underpaid. Even so-called 'knowledge workers' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

"But these kinds of jobs are supposed to be for teenagers anyway!"

That is a star employee who is going places!!

Friday my bf and I went to Chipotle. He always asks for extra cheese, and is similarly disappointed. Well this time the girl behind the counter took both hands, grabbed massive amounts of cheese and dumped it on the burrito. Twice. I guess I looked surprised when she did it because she said "The man asked for extra…

Is there anything more miserable than caring when the other person Does. Not. Care? People learn this as children. One sibling will get another riled up and then be all, “Why are you so worked up? Everything is find.” Such a mind fuck. It’s the easiest way to “win” but absolutely cruel. Try caring, people. It pays off…

To a certain type of guy, “chill” is the opposite of “crazy,” where “crazy” = “feelings and demands I don’t want you to have because they require me to contemplate you as a person with your own thoughts and desires.”

Yeppppp. I met my lovely boyfriend online after SIX YEARS of meeting nothing but ‘chill hang-out’ dudes. He took me out for an actual date, called it a date and when we parted ways he called me about an hour later to make sure I got home ok and to let me know he had a great time and would love to see me again. It was…

I have so many feelings about this.

The Cool Girl is expected to be very chill.

If adopting a no-throwing-yourself-off-of-tall-precipices lifestyle improves your health, it's because colliding with the earth at a high velocity is bad for you—not because you have a congenital sensitivity to wind.