Erm. . .but they are not the same drink, because a Cappuccino includes foam, not just steamed milk like a latte. Which is why you can't ice it, because you have to heat the milk to foam it. Why do you think there are different words for them if they're the same thing?

One time when we explained the policy to a guy, he freaked out, went over to the milk station and started pouring milk in the trash yelling "AM I WASTING MILK NOW???"

A friend of mine used to go to Starbucks to get milk for his morning cereal.

It's because a cappuccino has to have foam in order to be a cappuccino, and the foam is made by steaming the milk. Totally normal thing not to know, I didn't know before I worked there! It was just annoying when we would politely explain the difference and ask if what they wanted was an iced latte, and they'd get all…

I think in this woman's case, she would just say she's 'allergic' to anything that sounded unfamiliar, and she didn't know what flambe was so she assumed it was some food she didn't like. I imagine that is common.

I really wish they had brought the "mixed eggs" guy one hard boiled, one fried and one scrambled.

A friend of mine had a woman come in and order "The Steak Flambe. . .but no flambe, I'm allergic to flambe". Unfortunately my friend was too worried about losing her job to just bring her a raw steak.

Me too. I barista-ed at a high-end coffee shop where we had to be big sticklers for accuracy, so rather than just giving people an Iced Latte when they said Iced Cappuccino we had to patiently explain why iced Cappuccino is Not A Thing and it was routinely infuriating. The only thing that caused more drama was…

Also how do you find yourself spontaneously in a group of 40 people that needs to eat?? Like, I have found myself in a situation where I'm suddenly with 15 people and we haven't made advance plans because we were at a work happy hour or something, but 40?? If you're going to eat lunch with 40 people MAKE A RESERVATION.

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"It's amazing that companies like Target see us as beautiful". Darling, you need to find some new things to find amazing. Go look at the Grand Canyon and get back to me.

I think a large part of the issue here is that because of Tina Fey's personality and unique style of humor, people interpret everything on her show as if it's coming out of her mouth. The writing team for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is actually really diverse, including two writers of Native American descent— and it…

It's also got a really diverse writing team. I can't find a complete list anywhere, but I know they have two writers of Native American descent, and the two interviews I've seen with other writers were both women of color. I think the issue that happens is because of Tina Fey's unique style and personality, people…

Also how do you tell if cups and plates are old?

Yeah I feel like if you were gonna vote for Mitt Romney at any point you already thinking women belong in binders. It did not lose him anything.

I am so sorry that happened to you, and yes, it was rape; volunteering to go to someone's house is NOT consent to have sex with them.

. . .and then they get mad when we say men are animals. Yeesh.

Tangentially related: Why must men use their ability to pee standing up as an excuse to NEVER EVER wait to pee? I am so sick of standing around nervously hoping cops don't come by while dudes pee in a corner because they just can't wait to get home. Especially if I also have to pee.

Someone else pointed out the "It's hard to argue with nonmonogamy when the science is clearly laid out for you", and there's also "This is what commitment looks like: it is not always a ring on a finger and an impossible promise of fidelity; it can simply be people promising to bend with each others' changes, no…

YES. Fidelity is really, really not impossible. The only times in my relationships when I've ever felt tempted to sleep with someone else, it was one of many clear signs that this relationship was no longer what I wanted.