YOU PUT THEM IN THE SAME SENTENCE THAT MEANS YOU THINK THEY'RE THE SAME THING.

Nothing in that sentence implies that Krakowski isn't great in the role or that she 'only' got it because she's a pretty blond. It's saying that they decided they had to cast a pretty blonde in the role, which meant Rachel Dratch could no longer be considered. Jane Krakowski is included in the pool of very talented…

Oh, poor you. All you want to do is help people by telling them how disgusting and fat they are! So defenseless. You're such a martyr, really. We'll all thank you one day, I'm sure.

Your desperate need to assert your superiority over others is obviously based in a thinly veiled foundation of self hatred. You are, however, entirely correct in your assertion that fat people have no interest in your opinions on what they should eat.

I wanted to say something like this but you phrased it better than I could. Not to mention, eating a restrictive diet might mean you live longer, but there's nothing close to a guarantee. All the flax-and-almond-seed tortillas aren't gonna do much for you if you get hit by a bus. If people genuinely enjoy their lives…

How does it feel to be an insufferable asshole? Is the cognitive dissonance as much fun as it looks?

Also: When I read "flax and almond-meal patties" it made me want to throw up my delicious bagel.

Remember that big NYTimes article about how it's almost impossible for anyone to lose weight and keep it off, that cited lots of studies about how most diets fail after 3-5 years and also included the author's personal anecdote?

I first read this as "Kanye West Admits He "Fell in Love With Him", as in he fell in love with himself, and that struck me as something he's not unlikely to say. That man does love himself.

I bet they gave them either Long Island Ice Tea or actual ice tea! That shit does not taste like booze.

This strikes me as a little reductive. Work/life balance is an important concept for both women and men, especially when it's become more and more common for people to take their work outside of the workplace. It's a problem that people only ask women about it and only think of 'life' as 'children', but that's not a…

My theoretical kids are getting the full Calvin-and-Hobbes untamed wilderness childhood, no question. Which I guess means I'll either have to leave Brooklyn, or raise them in a hut in Prospect Park.

Thanks for the diagnosis, doctor! I'm sure it's 100% accurate- aren't there studies that say "If random people on the internet think you're not fit, you're not?"

But what if I THINK I look fine and clothes look good on me, but you disagree? Possibly I should send you some photos to settle this whole issue of whether I'm fat once and for all.

Posted this above, best explanation I've seen of why it's useless: [www.npr.org]

For everyone coming here to post that BMI is actually accurate/useful, this is the best explanation I've seen of why it's crap: [www.npr.org]

Guys, I identify as a Mormon now. I don't actually believe any of the things that Mormons believe BUT I AM ONE, OK?!?!

Food in the 80s was mostly home grown and locally slaughtered? Do you mean the 1880s?

Hmm, hundreds, huh? So that would have to be at least 200? Unless your pussy literally tastes like an ice cream cone, it seems implausible that more than, say, 50% of your sex partners would have gone out of their way to mention that (and that's a generous estimate) So, our options here are:

I'd be more flattered by the compliment if you weren't such a jackass, but thanks anyway!