You can't force me to answer. I'm just gonna wiggle.

I'm gonna say that people who are thin are less likely to be plunged into shame and guilt, not to mention judgement from others around them, every time they put a piece of chocolate in their mouths. So they're more likely to eat it every day. This doesn't prove that chocolate will make you thin, but it does…

That video would be funny if it weren't so depressing. The actual "Manhattan Diet" (and by "Manhattan" they mean "super-rich Manhattanites with homes in the Hamptons") is achieved by getting yourself an eating disorder and a personal trainer.

RIGHT?? And btw, dude, I barely trim when I'm in slut-mode because when I'm in a relationship I think about grooming down there, not so much when there's just some possibility that I'll jump into bed with a cute guy I met at a party. So, your stupid analogy will lead you to the incorrect conclusion that I am not a…

Yeah, thanks for that. I don't shave or wax but I find it ridiculous that men think they're being progressive when they say 'oh you shouldn't shave, it makes you look like a baby and I like my women natural!' Fuck you, dude, women make choices for reasons other than what you like.

"Perhaps my view is unenlightened, but I view pubic hair much as I view roads and highways. A minimally-maintained personal region on a woman (little to no trimming) suggests that this particular route doesn't get a lot of traffic. . ."

I dislike the guy who says 'I wouldn't expect that of anyone' but clearly does and says "I walk the talk and my expectations of others are expectations of myself." If you have expectations, say that and we can avoid you if we don't meet your silly expectation.

. . .No shit, sherlock.

"People tell themselves, "One won't hurt me" because [cupcakes] are so small, dainty and delicious." WHEN ACTUALLY ONE CUPCAKE CAN KILL YOU, PROVEN FACT. IT WILL EXPLODE IN YOUR THROAT AND CAUSE INSTANT DEATH.

What a non-apology. "I prefer your singing, but just so you know I lost 30 kilos and kept it off. You should too", is the subtext there, if you ask me.

Hee hee. You made a funny!

That's not what I'm saying at all. Lego creates toys that have many different figures in many different situations. And by putting only male figures in stereotypically 'male' roles and only female figures in stereotypical 'female' roles, they are enforcing gender stereotypes in kid's minds. Even if you allow your son…

It's a nice idea. . .but are people really gonna want to change into yoga clothes, plus get sweaty, during their airport layovers? I feel like a well-stocked, cozy library would be a better option if they want to give people someplace to relax. Though I bet the airport bookstores would get mad if they did that.

By creating toys that are one way that are "For Girls" and toys that are another way "For Boys", they are enforcing those gender roles in kid's minds. I'm not mad at them for providing options; I'm mad at them for not providing enough options. There should be room for little boys who like pink and salons and for…

Because all the criticism of this has been directed at the little girls who purchase it, not at the Lego company. Obviously.

Nobody is against princesses and storm troopers or cares who likes them. But why shouldn't there be girl legos in the Storm Trooper sets, and why wouldn't there be any males in the Fashion Designer sets? I'm not telling anyone they can't conform to typical gender roles if they want to, but I will protest if anyone…

Once I told an intern I was managing to 'make it so' and I didn't even realize I was nerdquoting until he started laughing at me. #nerdsolidarity

This is awesome. UNRELATED: Anyone else think dude must have actually discovered the Elixir of Life? He doesn't look a day older than when he was Jean Luc Picard.

Sort of tangential but: Does anyone know if there are any lower-level employees at Komen who quit over this? I sure would have.

I'm always up for a discussion of how much of feminism still privileges white women, but that's not what we're talking about here. She used race as a flimsy way to claim that a woman who wants to split the bill doesn't really mean it and is just manipulating the idea of 'equality' for her own means. Her 'drastically…