@mordicai: I know, right? I even work off the G train and it works fine during commuter hours. I have a feeling this is Albany's fault (isn't everything?)

@Ri_L is Team Squidward: The DC Metro weirds me out. What's with the carpet? And the stations feel like spaceships. And it doesn't run 24 hours. But I'm one of those crazy defend-NY-to-the-death types, admittedly.

@Lazy Line Painter Jane: I know people who drive to work in DC from Maryland and Virginia who regularly get stuck on the highway for 3+ hours. Although DC isn't on this list so maybe that explains it. Still 30-45 minutes on the subway isn't that bad compared to a lot of stories I've heard.

@BettyCrockerPunkRocker: Point taken! But I've never heard anyone from outside NYC complain about particularly long commutes- is it bad around Albany or something?

I would contest the "worst daily commute" title for New York (at least we HAVE a working subway). . .

Cocaine, however, has consistently proven to be effective.

Oh how I love the Post. "E-WOOED WOMEN SAY YES TO SEX". It sounds like thousands of women were all seduced via hypnosis in the most effective spam operation in history.

This guy is totally set for life. Can you see his next job interview?

@paddlepickle: Oh I forgot about Jersey shore. But still, I'm pretty sure I saw I Used To Be A Fat Teen Mom.

Thoughts on television from a confused non-TV-owner:

The last time my parent's came over my roommate's boyfriend had been reading the "Jewish Study Bible" for class and it was sitting out on the counter. My parents were like "This is planted. . .right?".

@hellosunshine: What have you been drinking? I was handed several glasses of something described as 'jungle juice'. I think I deserve a medal for my lack of typos right now.

@Polyandthenomials are in LA: And her sister Drunker Mcdrunkerson!

@WanderlustingIngenue: I'm in DC for work (live in Brooklyn) and I went out with my cousin to a pretty straightlaced party and then brought him to a totally awesome one where there were three kinds of jungle juice and all SORTS of people I should never be this drunk around because I will be in meetings with them on…

Hi guys, I'm drunk! How are you?

@indeedso: @NewWaveBatMitzvah is actually just really good at figuring out clothes that fit, I suggested he elaborate his statement above 'cause it sounded like he thinks it's easy. He's the "really great guy" I mentioned in this post: [jezebel.com]

@StormsComing: Ummmm. . .my brother had a cyst on his arm and I named it Carl, too. No joke.

@LucyFlawless: Well I'm not married to one, but it seems like if he's really that shy and you like him you'll have to take the bull by the horns as they say. If the class is over and you don't see him around all the time, you've got nothing to lose but a bruise to the ego, right? And that won't kill you.

Am I a bad progressive if I don't want to join my politico friends at "DC's Premiere Country Western Gay Nightclub"?. . .because that just does not sound good to me.

My close friend's parents have known he's gay for years, and have never been remotely good about it. They basically disowned him when he came out, and though they've started to build a relationship again they still say really horrible stuff to him all the time.