When dealing with the press, Marshawn likes to use Brief Mode.

It has to be so freeing, to give so few fucks like he does. I mean, I don’t give a lot of fucks, but the amount he gives has to be approaching if not actually zero. If you could measure the amount of fucks Marshawn gives in atomic movement, it would be the lowest temperature ever recorded in the universe.

Ryan Ryder and the DD Gun

What is the opposite of tremendous content?

Would have taken him less time to rank all his Any Given Wednesday episodes.

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

I played against Austin Jackson in High School. My good buddy hit a line shot that was a standup double to the left field gap. Typical one hopper into the wall. He was stunned when the ump held his fist up showing he was out when he settled in at second. It took him a good 20 seconds to finally leave 2nd base (we were…

From what I understand, since he was in the field of play when he made the catch, it doesn’t matter where he lands. Not 100% on that but I’m pretty sure that’s the rule.

POST EXPRESSING GENERAL SUPPORT OF PREMISE.

Basically if you accept a job in this administration you’re either a highly dedicated servant of the country willing to fall on your sword to salvage the wreckage, or you’re a total psychopath shithead opportunist carrying an INVESTGATE ME flag.

+11

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin.

and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again....who’s fat ?

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

Pretty sure there’s an unwritten rule somewhere about pretending to be a priest so you can have a burial for a teammates glove. I hope McCann gets plunked in his next at bat.

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

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My family has been a Vitamix family for well over a decade. Me and my siblings got them as graduation gifts and…