I watched last night, and for a split second, I held my breath hoping one of the Kardashians - maybe even Kimmy Dearest - would say, “It’s really hard to be a woman and be held up to these standards. It’s hard to feel like you need to be perfect.”

But instead, it’s just because they get photographed all the time. Obvi.…

Yeah, the sarcastic ... obnoxious, drunk (and likely cocaine addicted) 30-y.o. layabout is *so* adorbs.

Me too for these same reasons.

i have become an accidental kardashian stan because of the unnecessary vitriol they face. they could literally cure cancer and give away all of their money to starving children and people would still be FURIOUS.

And honestly, they probably do think they’re being open and honest with people. Besides, what did we do to deserve their 100% honesty? We’d probably ridicule them for it.

The feels, JLaw...

Not gonna lie, I'm pretty bothered by the snark in this post. Serious question... How would you want them to address her plastic surgery if not on their TV show?

I love how Kendall - the girl born with the perfect model body - is like, “Guys, don’t be insecure about your bodies!”

People like Kendall are why I have a drinking problem.

Happy Mothers’ Day, you total badass!

It’s pretty simple. You say ‘no, thank you’. If you want you can tell them you have a prior commitment.

I thought maybe I’d be sad about Mother’s Day because this is my first one as a single mom, but I decided to take it as a Treat Yo Self weekend. It has been AWESOME. New pinata cake pan? TREAT YO SELF. New nail polish even though you have a billion? TREAT YO SELF. Entire afternoon off from parenting to prepare for a…

This makes me mad he seems like a nasty unprofessional creep who is bad at his job. Definitely explain to your roommate. Also you shouldn’t feel bad for being upset about this, he can’t help but notice that he’s making you feel uncomfortable. Even if his ‘teasing’ or whatever isn’t ill intentioned he should have…

Kylie Jenner is a teenager, with little to no parental supervision who doesn’t work or go to school and is dating a 25 year old rapper who has a song out called “Bitches and Marijuana”. I imagine she is high all the time.

Quick poll for you peeps, but has anyone ever read or heard of an interview for a parent of a model or pageant kid that DIDN’T involve the parent saying some variation of “Well, if she didn’t want to do it, we wouldn’t do it!”? Anyone? Because I haven’t. They literally ALL say it’s the kid’s choice. I thought the…

You lost me at getting up at 5AM. I could promise my 6yo daughter the entire Monster High aisle at ToysR Us and a trip to Disneyland and she STILL wouldn’t get up at 5AM.

I’ve toyed with the idea of seeing if my son might be able to model. I obviously think he’s adorable, but people’s typical reaction to him is “Oh my God, he’s the Gerber baby.” So maybe he’s baby-model-cute? He’s also got a very easygoing personality, so I think he might deal well with the fuss of a photo shoot. And I…

Someone please “curate a line” that is inspired by my daughter’s insane pattern mixing.

I’m sure this mom is great-but I do want to point out that the whole “she just loves this, as soon as she doesn’t we’ll stop!” Thing is exactly what every single mother says on toddlers and tiaras. Take that as you will.

I know the innate reaction is to judge this mom, but it seems to me like mom and daughter are doing well! Daughter likes the glam aspect of it, and mom gets to save for her college fund. I especially enjoyed it ‘Listen, when she’s over it, it’s done’. That’s nice; mom gets it.

I don’t think involvment in these things…