GOOD GOD LEMON

This is amazing. Thanks, Tina, for revealing the shape-wear struggle to such a broad national audience.

That’s always my thought when I see leather pants/leggings

spoiler alert: it can’t

Dear god that’s like begging for a yeast infection.

Last F***able Day, indeed. LOL

“It’s apparent she thinks Chris is her husband, which is why she spray painted ‘Mrs. Brown’ on his cars and in his house,” TMZ reports.

AMA: I cried at work.

To cheer everyone up:

I read that story at work yesterday and had to hide my face so nobody would see that (A) I was crying and (B) I was obviously not working but reading an AMA with Big Bird.

If she’s been a shitty friend I don’t think I would have her in the bridal party at all. She can be a guest and be happy about it or else.

Wedding-based structural collapses are a very special kind of YouTube comfort food. They’re perfect for the days when you’re feeling too misanthropic to watch videos of cats trying and failing to jump in boxes.

I mean, I would have gone with “evil genius” but I suppose you were being modest, and I understand that.

So this is related to the whole bridesmaids thing. I’m not even engaged, but (presumably) will be very soon and this is already weighing on me.

This makes me feel better about my very lopsided bridal party! My husband has a million brothers and guy friends, I have very few close girlfriends, and neither of us have sisters. I could have asked some of my female cousins to be bridesmaids but I’m not close with them and they would totally know they’d only be…

In the time between the original article, I’ve decided that I’m going break with tradition / save myself and just base the number of bridesmaids off of how many groomsmen my partner wants to include, instead of the reverse. That way I have a nice explanation to my close friends who have proven to SUUUUCKKKKK as…

People who have large bridal parties with matching numbers on each side always seem suspect to me, because what are the chances that the bride and the groom each just happened to have exactly 9 people they're super close to? I always assume they roped in some third cousins or something so neither of them looked like…

Why the hell is this cancelled & that boring af New Girl still on? Oh wait. Nope, got the answer.

Quality has not been consistent, but I love this show and I really hope Hulu picks it up. If only for the sexiness that is Danny.

Eh, I’m gonna give Kris a pass here (and only here). We’d all love to believe that we would be our best selves 100 percent of the time, but Bruce’s transition has a pretty profound impact on Kris’s life, and I wouldn’t be surprised if she has some conflicted feelings about it.

It’s inspiring that Bruce is living his…