Beyoncé has no idea how to dress up without a leotard. If no one can see her thighs, how will we know it's beyonce?

At least Rihanna kept it real and showed off those pretty titties.

I don't get the worship of her on this site. I mean, I respect her. I just don't get the crazy adoration.

Preach. Beyonce don’t love nothing but money.

kinda tired of this sheer dress with shiny bits covering the nips look. Feels thirsty to me.

I feel like Riri all ready did this last year.

You get all of the stars.

you’re a good mom. or dad. whatever you are. you’re good at it.

I think that’s less “crazy” and more “crazy like a fox.” That’s some well done, mean-as-hell revenge.

BEST TWIST ENDING EVER

The asshole cheated and then broke up with me before I could dump him. And I was very angry so I called him a few weeks later and said I was pregnant. I let him stew for a week and then told him I needed $500 for an abortion. He paid and I took my best friend on a road trip and had the best damn time EVER

Modern romance in all its beauty.

You don’t like Fritos????

TWIST! Well played, Cocopop. :)

I was kind of seeing this guy for a while. I liked him a lot. We were in our twenties. He was an artsy weirdo musican type, and had been living with an older hippie chick who had two kids. They had recently broken up, and he didn’t have a specific place to live. He was moving out of their place but didn’t know where.…

Wearing Bugles on your fingers is the only way to eat them. Even in your drunken haze, you knew what’s up. #respect

Tried to stay friends.

Broke up with boyfriend of 3 years over the phone (LDR) because I couldn’t let him spend thousands of dollars on a vacation for us when I knew I didn’t want to be with him anymore. Proceeded to get black out drunk at a dive bar with my two best friends - and I mean DIVE bar. Like the lights were harsh, the bartenders…

NYE 2003: Long story short, I saw my long-term boyfriend making out with my “friend” (LIKE TWO HOURS BEFORE THE BALL DROPPED so there was no excuse). I screamed at him but didn’t bother with her because I didn’t want her to know she could get to me like that (she was SUCH a pathetic attention whore who lived for shit…