Doesn't Kim realize that if Jay Z and Beyonce broke up her husband would be all over Beyonce in a heartbeat?

Ugh. Raised herself and Bobby. Grim and so right.

I have a friend who is active in the cat rescue community, and she confirms that this is true as written. I think the rescue that was directly involved is staying out of the drama (probably for legal reasons) mostly, but they did issue a "Do Not Adopt" notice to other rescue organizations.

They're not married technically and there have been rumors that he is an abusive asshole, which wouldn't surprise me. Typical abusive behavior is isolating your partner away from other family and friends and if you look at her instagram, you'll notice most of her pictures are of her and Nick. Whitney literally raised…

Speaking of Orange is the New Black did anyone read this facebook page about how Dascha Polanco (Dayanara Diaz) dumped her old cats for new kittens. She dumped her two cats in a cardboard box unexpectedly (and rudely) at a adoption event and she just posted on her instagram page that she adopted two new kittens (she…

Lea DeLaria's photo... Is giving me LIFE without parole.

Also, can someone please talk about how Bobbi Kristina's husband seemed to be manipulating her into losing weight? According to her Instagram, he would "motivate" her to lose weight and he praised her body when she posted that scarily skinny pic of herself.

Yeah, because that relationship with Tom Cruise doesn't appear to have been any sort of fucked up, controlling, nightmarish situation for Katie Holmes, like, AT ALL, guys.

Malia approaching college-aged makes me feel this old. Especially when I see stuff like this from the 2008 campaign:

Gap on instragram, Madonna on snapchat...

Stop changing your sizing, drop your prices 15%, and give me interesting takes on classic styles.

These days they would have Photoshopped her stomach.

Exactly. There is no way her genuine belly would be allowed to appear in print today.

These days they would have Photoshopped her stomach. I guess I'm feeling pretty cynical!

A SNNNNNNNNAKE!

This of course, is the original picture. Nastassja Kinski photographed by Richard Avedon. Sorry JLaw, can't beat this:

What about:

Oh gawd, there's a couple in my workplace who are THE WOOOOORRRRSSSSSST. Half the office are taking bets on when they'll throw social niceties to the winds and just bang each other already (seriously, there's a hotel right near the building), and everyone else just eyerolls hard. It's especially compelling viewing…

Also...just going to leave this here...