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Thank you for bringing this GIF into my life.

I had a friend who was super into the cycling scene for a while and ran in some of the same circles as Lance. Way before PED-gate, he maintained that Lance was a gigantic asshole. Apparently he broke up with Sheryl Crow via text.

Stop. Logic is not welcome in these discussions.

If I were his wife, I'd start putting a nanny cam in my own bedroom.

I have hated Lance Armstrong forever and now I feel such smugness in being right about him. Fuck that guy.

But then they'd probably argue that you wouldn't go to jail for cutting someone's hair like that...and god forbid someone's promising life be ruined just because they decided to have sex with an unconscious person! It's just so terrible to imagine... /s

Sometimes it helps to look at the same type of scenario with a non-sexual action:

I don't mean to brag, but I don't have to have sex with unconscious people to have sex.

I'd add that the song "Bad Blood" is terrible.

Sounds like someone's nervous about his own acts toward his own wife. Just because you're married doesn't mean you now OWN your spouse's body and that you can have sex with them whenever or do whatever you want if they don't consent. That's not how consent works; it's always on a case by case basis, you don't get a

OMG.

yeah tbh that is the best opinion

I am quickly amassing an amazing library of left shark gifs.

Can I want them both to shut up? I mean, this feud is over BACK UP DANCERS. BACK UP DANCERS. SERIOUSLY.

"You're gonna need a bigger ego"

hardcore but it made me hungry

YES. The implication was, they got drunk, said yes to sex, and then cried rape the next day. At least be like the other awful conservatives who say shit like that. You know, like Camille Paglia, Ann Coulter, and everyone else who has balls to say it.

Graphic! And yet, I completely agree.

Stacey Dash makes me want to slowly gouge my eyes out with one of those tiny pink plastic sample spoons from Baskin-Robbins.

I like Stacey Dash more when she used to only say lines other people wrote for her.