I hope they'll make a Metroid one. So you could call it... Metroid Prime.

They should now call their online service "PlayStation Prime" with Optimus Prime as their spokesrobot.

What? 10 seconds of waiting is suppose to be last gen? Jeeze you're telling me I could be playing games 9 seconds earlier? What have I been doing with my life.

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You don't and you aren't the target audience for Steambox.

This problem is straight up disc-usting!

Only a real sucker would pay for "innovation" with their consumer rights.

My god, download me.

Can it help you kill yourself when you realize how crabby and cynical you are?

I'm saving this whole conversation because it is a textbook case of trolling. I'll pull it out for people who need a lesson in internets.

Why would they call the main character of a game "Samus" when the game is called Metroid? That would be like the main character of Zelda not being called Zelda.

Samus uses a MorphBall instead of crawling because the NES didn't have enough processing power to animate a person crawling, they made her turn into a ball instead. in Metroid Zero Mission after Samus loses her power suit she crawls through vents until she reacquires her suit.

Oh god my sides. Best post on this site.

...I now you are trolling, but I actually liked Other M.

And I'm being Dead serious here. Dead fucking serious.

The only one that worked was Other M.

Saw boobs. Game is misogynistic.

..the only thing keeping you on xbox is Microsoft points? Never thought I'd hear that in my life.

I wonder if they'll ever make Pokemon set in Africa.

Glass, No! Glass, No!

Music came on discs?