You had me there for a second...

Being able to play PSP games (essentially, the predecessor to the Vita) via the UMD Passport program would be a great selling point and would help ease owners of the PSP into the Vita, rather than leave everything behind. Everyone saying "just play your PSP games on your PSP!" is completely missing the point.

Hey, now.

Ok, thanks for the unnecessary reality check.

Just like how the PS2 and PS3 are different?

Awesome. One more mark on the list of "Reasons Not to Buy the Vita".

Man, I'd love to have this for the 360 version...

I've got that same chin scar...

Despite the "quickly-won" phrase, you could see this as one of those stun punches, where Ryu got his ass laid out, but will hop up in a moment or two.

Apparently, as an engineer, he endorses the tires, too.

I thought we already knew this?

Oh, no, not as in she won't buy it. "No" as in she'll never wear it.

Are we forgetting Best Buy has the Vitas on demo (for a little over a week, no less), but not tethered down to a kiosk, but rather in an employees hands, walking around the store, not being a dick and letting anyone play it, not just those who've pre-ordered it?

Just showed this to my girlfriend. Highly doubt this will ever happen, but god damn would it be awesome...

"Joseph said that Valerie told him she was [already] pregnant and wanted to have twins," the police report stated. "Joseph said that Valerie wanted him to 'do the other part' and have sex with her so she could have two babies. Joseph said that Amanda was present while Valerie took her clothes off."

The first thing I thought of when I saw this; gotta love South Park:

It's about time.

Then in that case, that list has been out for a while now. A little over a month, actually:

Good luck. I don't think you can compress 56 pages of Zelda timeline analysis into a paragraph (or two).

It's the mystery behind it. It's something that Nintendo officially acknowledged back in the mid-90's during Ocarina's development, with Miyamoto giving a very harsh breakdown of the timeline. Since then, Zelda nerds 'round the world (including this guy) have attempted to piece together their own timeline. Miyamoto's…