He did say he wanted a lime green one, let’s give him the 200hp VXR version:

I don’t even get why a yellow car would “ruin” a photo, instead of add personality to it. But then what I don’t get even more, is where on the venn diagram you get someone who is such a twee fucker that this is a problem for them, but then also is the kind of yob (that’s the term over there right?) that smashes car…

Glass x2 + hood + paint + labor :(

The repairs probably exceed the value of the car.

This must be why people punch me when I’m in public places

This is not an “accidental leak”, this is more of an easter egg........

As a millennial desensitized by modern lights and Michael Bay explosions the movie Bullitt doesn’t really do it for me.

In reality, when you factor in maintenance costs, the thieves are estimated to have lost about $200k.

Can’t they just follow the trail of oil drips to track them down and apprehend the evil-doers?

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Just remember, with great moustache comes great responsibility...

In Colorado, the power may be down a bit due to altitude, but the toke is in full effect.

there’s bed liners for that.

Hope you enjoy getting passed!

Literally sounds like a back pack leaf blower. But hey, it’s mo power and toke.

and here I’m still waiting for a 2.0T raptor :(

Still has the wrong engine. V8 or no deal.

Actually, the Lincoln MKS has the same drivetrain, looks better and seems to depreciate even harder since it doesn’t have the SHO badge.

The wagon, don’t forget about the wagon! It looks like its understeering even when parked.

Someone took two cars I would never want, fused them together and created a nexus of “fuck that” the likes of which I have seldom seen before. I require payment just to look at the whole ad.