Among gay men who use hookup apps or websites, it’s common to exchange dick pics. (I dont really understand why it’s part of the “getting to know you” portion of the conversation.)

I totally read that wrong and thought it was a pic of a boner UNDER A DOOR! Then I keep reading to find out it was the DOORMAN! Like it was a clue! and I was amazed someone could slide their boner under a door...

Polaroid? Dark room? Copy printer?

Analog dick pics! OMG

Sees the “/s”...isn’t amused:

Genitalia is better.

I mean let’s just be real. It’s not the nudity they have a problem with, it’s the fact that it’s a lesbian sex scene and not a hetero one. If it was either one of those women with a man there wouldn’t be any problem.

No one ever moves for me! No women not men! I think it’s bc I’m 5'. People think I require no space and take the space that is rightfully mine.

I think it's like a dog whistle. You can't hear it above a certain iq.

HIGH-FIVE

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

YES

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me

The number of episodes has been announced. Four 90-minute episodes, one for each season. They’re already rebuilding the sets and filming is set to start in February, to my knowledge. Shush you, it’s gonna be great!