“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Maybe, but I don’t think it’s particularly appropriate to directly insult the appearance of anyone who is just trying to promote their movie. It’s shitty either way, and he did nothing to deserve it.

Man ok but I think that ensemble is dope as hell.

levi’s. curve. hands down.

levi’s. curve. hands down.

She needs to just jump on him and own that. Imagine how cozy his sweaters are when you're chilling at home watching Game of Thrones and eating Taco Bell.

Huh. My instinct, when it comes to honoring Dr. King’s speech, is to recite the speech. I’m so un-with it.

i loved everything about her and cathrine on VEEP this season.

Oh gosh, sorry, I hope it didn’t come across like ‘The Toast did it first, you HACKS!’, I just thought people might like to read The Toast one as well because I enjoy Mallory Ortberg a lot.

it is very much not a joke and it is honestly rude of you to assume so

Which is just shorthand for “you don’t have a right to privacy.”

So edgy to hate a widely praised performance

Netflix has actually created a pretty pretty large budget around this film for activism and education (someone I know is leading their organizing efforts) so while fatigue is understandable, there are those fighting this fight—beyond the cultural contribution of simply documenting this—and this film will be shown in…

We have a 15-year old daughter and a 13-year old son, and I think it’s important that we all watch this together as a family. Boys need to get the message loud and effing clear, and girls, sadly, need to think about how to protect themselves from predators disguised as peers. The knowledge that these rapists take…

Nextflix and rage.

The latter could be hyperbole. The former is hard to take as anything but fact.

I’ve been married to my roommate for 16 years, so if she’s going to kill me at this point, I probably did something to deserve it.

I work in the Visual Department at Macy's and we had an emergency email this morning to remove all the Lochte branded Polo collateral for the Olympics capsule they did. He looks so smug in the photos it was kind of a relief.

I’m just (not at all) stunned that Shaun White is a complete douchebag

So much to read into....