I was too busy laughing at this:

For shame. This is the most victim blamey piece of nonsense I’ve seen.

You don’t have to know what she’s saying to know she’s not speaking gibberish. Any music writer who’s being published in a major magazine or online platform oughta know better. Rihanna has sung in patois before.

I work with victims of abuse; I have never once been “titillated” by hearing an 8 year-old mention that he spreads his shit around the bathroom because that was the only thing that kept his dad from coming in there to molest him, or by a 19 year-old who had been trafficked casually explain how she uses sex to get her…

For real? You think people work with victims of sexual abuse because they find it titillating? Like they’re just there to get new material for the spank bank when they get lonely? You really think that's why people choose to do that as a career?

Comment from my bestie on my outraged FB post this morning:

Oh, look! My least favorite couple! [Instagram]

This is pretty much why my child will never be allowed to play in a house that has guns in it.

Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?

Those of us with young kids are asking for trouble when we watch more than 2 hours of anything after they go to bed.

I so loved Frog and Toad. My favorites too.

unfortunately i am literally the exact opposite of that. I’m deeply insecure and test my relationships like a petulant teenager until I feel safe. Just generally a joy to be around you might say!

I bet she whispered “boo” in his ear.

She dated Joey first and then he and Ross did the old switcheroo so Ross dated Charlie and Joey dated Rachel. Not their best storyline.

yet can’t imagine not instinctually moving a limb if I so happen to hear it blasting out in the wild, preferably at a skate rink.

maybe Prince didn’t have a will because he didn’t care about what happened after he died, or was cool with people using his music after the fact.

I mean...I’d feel the same way. I’ll control my shit while I’m alive thank you, but after I am dead what the fuck does it mean to me? How the hell would I know if my song is…

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

Plus I doubt he'd ever dare say the same thing to any male comedian.

Wait till you hear her music.

No, a half-marathon is NOT “more than four times longer than” a 5K. It is more than four times AS LONG AS a 5K. In order for it to be four times longer than a 5K, it would need to be the length of one 5K plus an additional four times the length of one 5K, in other words 1x5K+4x5K, or 25K total, which it isn’t.