Tweets like Charline McCray’s make me tear up and my heart swell a million times larger. Can we pause all the fighting on the left for a moment to appreciate what a historic precipice we’re standing on? If we nominate Hillary, we become the first major party to ever nominate a woman for U.S. President. And if she win…

“straight outta cold beer” <—kill me pls

They couldn’t handle the truth.

BEAUTY THREAD!

“The shirt. Like a shirt dress, but shirtier."

The stuff is delicious, just usually way too salty for my liking. I prefer my dry seaweed with only a tiny sprinkling of salt, or none at all.

I don’t think at this age they understand how permanent death is. They probably think you go to heaven and ride unicorns and eat candy all day. Also: I’m never having kids.

If you’re in the US and are thinking of taking your own life, call 1-800-273-8255 (the National Suicide Prevention Hotline).

Great! And good girlfriend power! It always bothered me about Juno, to be honest...

I think he meant masculinity.

Maybe that’s a dumb thing that they should stop doing.

Hotels don’t verify. If you ask to be next to someone they accommodate if they can.

I’m basic and always go immediately to Homogenic.

Well to be fair, Cheryl Tiegs is sixty-eight now, a full 40 years older than the target of her preposterous sniping. I don’t want to hate on her because she’s no longer young and lush and ... jesus christ look at Ashley Graham’s FACE. Sorry, got distracted. Anyway. I will, however, hate on her for being a…

It’s the prosciutto, something something nitrates? Yeah, I’ve run across many of the threads where women are talking about what they miss the most and it’s like “turkey sandwiches!”. I just.. can’t. This level of almost Puritanical self-denial mixed with righteousness is maddening to me.

The whole “better safe than sorry” vein of “helpful” pregnancy advice is the bane of my 14-weeks-pregnant existence. I swear these people won’t be happy until I’m just going through life living off of kale and surrounded by bubble wrap. Fuck em, I say, and then I eat prosciutto and blackberries for breakfast.

It’s safe to say that the audience...

Bobby, did you see this yet?

You don’t need to defend Hitler, this isn’t the hill to die on.