Gotta change that video link, JES. It looks like this:

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YES I DEFINITELY KNEW THAT AND DIDN’T JUST LEARN THIS RIGHT NOW READING THIS COMMENT

I hate it when pictures of me go viral.

Basically, these are guys who would be happier with a Fleshlight if they could just find somewhere in the house to keep it.

“What were you trying to put it in, her purse?” - Rachel Greene on Friends

The bastards doing this are cheap.

“They might be surprised to find themselves in the same situation some day.”

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

Looks like the other women on board were traveling on the White Whine train.

I’m not sure how I feel about the whole Nicki thing. I mean, I actually really like her and on one hand I can understanding finally getting fed up with nameless, faceless assholes trolling you online when you really just want to connect with your fans. On the other hand, that’s a lot of firepower to level at one…

Reason 387653241 not to become famous or marry a famous person.

We still have her episode of Cribs to cherish forever.

I only watched it because it was part of the “TGIF” block with Family Matters and my all-time favorite:

Good god. Saw the image and thought that someone had made a Full House-based porn.

I hope he’s Ashley Madison’s next victim.

Not if you weren’t driving recklessly and it was a legit accident. Those do happen

Yes, it does. Longhorn’s statement thus implies they left their car running for an hour with the AC on.

You take the brave stand against Beyonce. I like that. Also, there is no sarcasm there as Jezebel (and so many others) seems to think that Beyonce can do no wrong.