This is only an issue because the The NY Post made it one. Now they control the city, just as Fox News controls the GOP race. All hail our Australian overlord, Rupert.

What could the added value of a show entitled “What Men Really Think” possibly be? I’m bombarded with male opinions about things every day.

What a shitty time for anyone to have a Facebook account and a family.

Tig, if I asked super nicely and promised not to talk too much, do you think I could like just hang out with you on the reg?

I like Cameron Esposito’s “side mullet.”

THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND HONESTLY PROBABLY TOP TEN ESSAYS I HAVE EVER READ ON THIS SITE I LEGIT CRIED LAUGHING

“I didn’t want him to laugh at me. I didn’t want to offend him.”

catholic: including a wide variety of things; all-embracing.

Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Well then. As the name of the festival suggests...

Oh, poor thing. How will she ever live on her trust fund and earnings from being pretty, thin, and from a rich family?

“They are still stunned that this is how it has all gone down,”

“Brian Austin Green is an actor best known for being hot.”

If she didn’t want to be humped, she shouldn’t have posed that way! #waxshaming

I usually think these wax figures are pretty well done but... why is she white? And why does she have a different face? Also WHY AM I AGREEING WITH AZAELIA BANKS?

That was terrible. Sorry.

White people who do awful acoustic covers of rap songs will not be treated kindly by history.

overrated.

Sure! If you don’t like pooping.

his diet is kinda of my dream diet tho?