I'm already there. I mean, /it's/ already there as a phrase! Everyone will know what you mean if you say it. "I need to get another drink, I saw that guy when I came back from the bathroom and don't want to get cosbied." Hm, how to conjugate that. Plus, how much into the vernacular do we need it to be to stop…

I'm seriously so disappointed.

Honestly, if you (1) went to Syracuse, (2) played lacrosse, (3) looked like a douchy frat asshole, and (4) were named "Hayes McGinley," how could you not totally expect to get the Jesus Fucking Christ beat out of you at least once in your life by a guy named Big Jim Whitcomb.

I don't know the details but given how this country treats black people I don't find it implausible that we are missing nothing and there is no in between.

To be fair, he probably stole that from Marvin Gaye.

While Pharrell is in his sheltered bubble talking about being a New Black, our folks are over here being subjected to New Lynchings, New Jim Crow and now New Slavery.

Sad to say this is most likely the death of Top Gear as well since May and Hammond said they wouldn't do the show without Clarkson.

She was not drunk. The accident was a very unfortunate accident that Brandy was ruled not responsible for in court. An officer on the scene even said that the car Brandy hit (whose driver died) had braked/hit another car, causing Brandy's car to impact.

Everytime I look at her, I think of that single mom she drunkenly killed years ago.

Wait, what's wrong with what Rihanna said? Maybe I'm reading too much into it but I interpreted it as "if he puts his mind to it he might be able to do right by his daughter" not "Chris Brown is the best daddy and he should have all the kids."

Supermodels love coke.

Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.

I'm 31, with a master's degree, my husband is finishing up his PhD, we have a child, and we live in a 2 bedroom apartment. The American dream is dead.

Okay, honesty time: How many of us would actually pull over and stop on the freeway for a black Monte Carlo with no police badging and tiny police-looking lights that's running you off the road in a very unprofessional way? I know I wouldn't. I would get the fuck out of there, and if he kept pursuing, I would pull…

actually women at any age into casual hook up, kids

I speak conversational straight guy. Straight guy to English: freaky = butt.

Agree but it works! I really loved them together.

To all the people howling in the greys: relax. He has a perfectly fine package. The joke is them 'shopping it out, not the size of his junk. Take a breath.

His dick isn't missing. That's a phallusy,

Maybe they all found out they were the father!