Perhaps they'll even blame their relationship problems on her.

I'm really glad I like my parents.

The middle picture looks like the sweetest little naptime fisting to ever occur.

I'm not about to let go of such an act when the offender didn't serve a day in jail. When this sort of violence escalates to the point that you think you can knock your partner out in an elevator (In Atlantic City) then it's been going on for some time or you think you're immune to prosecution.

Either way, forget all…

Having never read Jonathan Franzen - but having read most of Jennifer Weiner's highly-readable novels, usually on an airplane - I can only say that this interview made me feel strongly that he is a total dickhead.

It's pretty easy to slim down her waist without going frame by frame. Consider Chris Evans pre-Super Soldier Serum in Captain America. Or Sam Worthington's legs in Avatar.

CORRECTION: I was not wasted, I'm just disgusting.

Because it's literally the point of Dirt Bag.

No.

rape fame, the best fame.

BUT WE CAN'T JUST BELIEVE THE WORDS OF 30+ WOMEN! THEY'RE PROBABLY ALL OUT TO GET HIM.

Wondering the same thing. I heard it was better to take the lump sum so you can start investing and make more gains. But in light of the lottery curse...wouldn't you rather have the money coming on a regular schedule?

One of my cousins won the lottery in my state. Not as big, but two million or something like that. We were at a family party, just talking, and a friend of hers said, "Did you tell them?!? Dude, she won the lottery!" I could see she was embarrassed, so as soon as I congratulated her, I told her that I completely…

Dude hates Twilight more than most of us do

Yeah because Rihanna is trying to be Blue's new mom. *eye roll* I wish they would just cut the shit out. If Bey hated her, this would have NEVER happened.

I <3 her so much I want her to be my 2nd mom. Please?

where in the text of any personal essay does a reader ever read I AM A PERFECT PERSON; MY LIFE STORY IS UNEQUIVOCALLY THE RIGHT THING FOR EVERYONE ELSE TO DO

"You look tired" = "You look like shit"

I LOVE IT, UMA, FOLLOW YOUR HEART, REJECT THE TYRANNY OF MASCARA.