I know this is most definitely not what movie studios are looking at, but her acting is far better than Hemsworth from what I've seen, whether she'd won an Oscar 10 years ago or not, and she's the better known star. I'm barely aware of the man as a 20-something because he's just the Thor guy to me. Charlize Theron is…

Charlize Theron was going to get paid less than Chris Hemsworth?

Oh Christ, where do I begin?

Well Jessica Lange is the queen. Never forget.

Childhood is insisting you are too grown up for a nap. Adulthood is wishing desperately that you could squeeze in a nap.

I have nothing else to say.

Same. Also, I kind of totally love those commercials with her and Dax.

Ugh these two are so freaking adorable.

No. No no no. You must be the firstborn of the womb of Our Lady of Questionable Talents but Undeniable Business Acumen and the seed of Our Lord and Savior, Prince of Balmain, Lamb of Balenciaga, Yeezus. There can only be one.

Oh I love Taylor and her white hotness but I also love Lupita and her black hotness.

I don't know, I can't help really liking her.

I have a 30 inch inseam (I'm 5'7") and nothing makes me happier than when ankle jeans/capris go on sale because they actually fit my stupidly short legs.

OMFG with the non-RSVPers. I am getting ready to serve Christmas dinner and I have had like 4 or 5 people text me out of nowhere being like, "hey I'm going to try to come by after BLANK AND BLANK AND BLANK do you have extra food? FUCKING NO. FUCK YOU. I'm not answering any of them. You either make me part of your…

That's what I said! The jerk girl went on a classist rage telling me that I was not raised in a household who would be familiar with her brand of ettiquette (ie, I was poor) and that if I had been taught French I would know that RSVP meant to respond only if you could come.

While anonymous sources claim that she got aggressive during the conversation, USA Today points out that when they asked her about the hacks she told them that she didn't want to talk about it.

Amy stood up for herself and the spot was canceled... Wonder why the ladies got paid less...

Wow. Congratulations, Today Show, for being jerks to one of the nicest people in Hollywood.

If I thought I could teach my Boston to do this, I would drop $300 on a roomba right now. But she won't sit still for 5 seconds. She did wear this Christmas headband around for a long time today and that was pretty adorable.

It tastes like cheap coffee creamer and despair.

Important.