I promise you, the trucker didn't have a legitimate reason to be in the left lane.

Literally the most famous athlete in the world.

Side eye. I give it to you.

While I agree with your point about protesters being massively against this man's actions and that he should not be labelled as one of them, I just wanted to say something about what else you said.

"THIS IS MY SECOND TERM. IMPEACH ME. GO AHEAD I'LL WAIT."

I like this "whatever, I do what I want" Obama. He so clearly doesn't give a shit anymore, in the best of ways.

Like with everything else, some people like it and some dont. I think his character is an annoying twat but he sounds like a pretty awesome dude.

She's better-looking than you, that's why.

Quick! To the PASSWORDS folder!

his bits with maurice sendak are still probably my favorite things colbert did aside from that press club dinner, which remains the ballsiest piece of comedy i have ever seen.

I stand my ground on the Rob Lowe and John Stamos should kiss topic.

i honestly can't breathe right now

You're right. I'm sure the one thing the hostages are thinking about, more than anything else, is hoping against hope no one out there is engaged in gallows humor.

There was no way they could have hidden that belly with a purse or weird camera angles, which is probably why they made her character pregnant in Nashville (and thankfully so, because one of the funner story lines, I'm totally shipping Avery and Juliette).

Is it me or did it seem like Panettiere was pregnant for like a full year?

1) Get rid of Facebook

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at least she has black friends now!

I don't know what the intention of the article is but the tone feels to me, a solitary, non-omniscient but faithful Jezebel reader, a bit snarky. And that's cool.

Dunno, she seemed to have no trouble walking after the cone of shame was removed. I think this was more a "wtf is this shit you have around my neck" reaction than a reaction to the meds.