Symmetrical faces are often perceived as more attractive but I didn't say it was preferable. "Uggos"? Really?

I think because it gives the illusion of absolute symmetry: your eye will just assume the other side exactly matches the one you're shown. It seems like a way to look more attractive.

I don't think there's an appreciable difference between saying "I don't want to engage with critics because I'm focused on my show" and "I'm too busy."

I, ummm, don't mind this.

Dude, HE didn't do anything wrong. THEY did.

I believe reasonable people *need* to dogpile when they see/hear stupid shit. Same with racism. Kill it, kill it with fire.

I like the myspace vibe of that GIF.

This is DELICIOUS.

yeah, it's almost like they're entertainers.

Would this work in a toaster over? This seems so yum and easy but the thought of turning on my oven right now makes me want to vomit.

fixed that for you (the "FIFY" in the column was a typo)

Either my apartment has a low flow toilet or I excrete abnormally large shits because my toilet clogs nearly every damn time unless I break it up with the plunger. It's gross.

I slept it off.

That adorkable pic of John Mayer that made me think "Oh, he looks cute!" for a split second and now I have to go back to bed.

Isha, I love you. Does that mean you're going to quit in 6 months?

I've never watched the show at all but I'm thinking of binging and using your idea.

"Don't be black."

Mega grouchy chefs who get all FOCUSED and PISSED during a dinner rush. I'm broken.

Omigosh this whole thread is an embarrassment, sorry you've been ripped a new one for no fucking reason at all. You don't have to know everything to comment on something. Jesus.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. I come home to this??