Sorrell is accused of driving next to the couple for more than 20 blocks (seriously, that shit is frightening)

The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

Nobody knows, but it’s always worth pointing out that the first player picked isn’t always the best player in the draft.

Like hating gays before you kid becomes one.

Top GOP Congressman refers to himself as “David Duke without the baggage.”

The “deep state spear” is Newt’s biggest fear and the terror that keeps him up at night: A big ol’ gay liberal dong that thrusts deep into the ‘Murican dream and pumps it full of rainbows and compassion. Oh! And the dong is black, and thinks that women should be allowed to vote.

Who else thinks Senator Harris should run for President in 2020? Preferably with Senator Franken as her running mate.

Cillizza is a prime example of a vapid moron who keeps failing upwards. There’s literally no stupidity that he could utter which would get him canned from his CNN sinecure.

Unfortunately, this will only be the second most devastating withdrawal from Paris today.

Again. Embarasses America again.

The President’s mature and dignified response involved calling the perpetrators of the bombing “losers”. Because in the face of a tragedy, you always want to hear the leader of the free world using playground taunts.

Mike Greenberg is a Poor Man’s Bill Simmons.

Hey, North Carolina GOP: if Clarence Thomas thinks you are racist motherfuckers, you are definitely, indubitably, 100 percent racist motherfuckers.

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

Trump: I don’t stand by anything.

Dude what? You know that hospitals aren’t in charge of names, right? Jesus fucking Christ.

I’m a compassionate person. I’m very heartbroken over her passing, especially since it was cancer.

One can only imagine the justification it took to retain her while getting rid of someone like Ed Werder.

This guy is such a douche canoe.