Remember when Ann Romney was crucified for wearing $2000 blouses and riding expensive horses?

This is why Trump won. We got tired of people like this calling us dumb so we decided to show them how dumb we really are.

Bernie Sanders owes the world an apology today. Not for running, which is anyone’s right, but for not stopping the irrational hate and conspiracy theories earlier on and for insisting on fighting to the convention even after it was clear he had lost. I hope he will never forgive himself for what he has done.

I remember when Obama won and Republicans refused to work with him on anything, refused day 1, and made it their goal to oust him in the first term.

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.

Yeah, no change.

This actually helps. Thank you.

To CNN for hiring those fucktit douchebag racist fuckfaces to defend Trump:

To the 55M who thought Trump was a good idea...

That we’re still immeasurably more racist and more sexist than anyone might have thought possible? Absolutely.

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

With all the Trump coverage, I forgot how cool it is to have an adult president.

On the bright side, they missed out on this election too

We can still act holier than thou.

but Corey Lewandowski is still on the payroll.

There is nothing mysterious about it. Set up your email on a computer with any of the mail programs on defaul settings it starts syncing everything on the server not just the unread messages.

“Terrorism declared legal for white people.”

This is unbelievable. Good job to my home state of Oregon for filling a jury pool with fucking idiots. Good job to the federal prosecutors for also being fucking idiots.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.