All the teams that didn’t draft him made a big boo boo!

Terms of the contract remain undisclosed although one can assume he can now afford his own goddamn pic-a-nic baskets.

Careful, Dan, otherwise you might lose your ESPY vote, too!

to the tune of “murder car,” duh

yeah, it’s a murder car

This. She states:

Hoping that he doesn’t fuck everything up is not what she is describing. I hate Trump’s guts and hope (though I am not hopeful) that he doesn’t fuck everything up. That does not mean I am a supporter of Trump.

Setting aside how I feel about the fiscal policies of the Republican party, I’m allowed to decide that holding her nose on the enabling and outright encouragement of bigotry, not to mention playing footsie with outright white supremacists, for the sake of promoting her preferred fiscal policies, suggests that her…

By the same argument, she is saying that everyone on the left is an egg-throwing psychopath.

There’s nothing remotely fair or legitimate about the Director of the FBI intentionally manipulating public opinion of one candidate days before an election through targeted, misleading, selective public statements that heavily imply wrongdoing and criminality, while steadfastly insisting nothing about the much more…

It was likely manipulated by Russia. And Comey’s rank, treasonous fuckery. And Trump lost by 3 million votes. It is morally completely illegitimate. Possibly legally as well.

He should be banned from the sidelines. Put some goggles and a helmet on that motherfucker and line him up at tailback.

Susan Sarandon and every other Stein voter who, through their colour, age and wealth won’t have to live with the effects of Trump’s racist agenda.

To all the voters who decided their women hating agenda was more important than civil rights, the environment, and the future of our species:

please hold me thread. i can’t stop crying. this is fucked beyond fucked. america is a failed experiment. that’s it. we are a nation founded on ethnic cleansing, and so here are in this place..do we get to be surprised? it was in our fucking blueprints.

Fuck the media for not only perpetuating the whole “They’re both shitty candidates” narrative but also giving that bloviating windbag hours of free airtime because they found him entertaining. And for letting him and his surrogates say whatever the fuck they wanted to without bothering to fact check any of it until…

Yes, a shocking number of women voted against their own progress, freedom, and liberty. Being female doesn’t negate you from having the capacity for sexism and misogyny.

A bubbly young woman at the Trump pre-coronation frat party was interviewed on MSNBC and said she voted for him because he was going to bring liberty and freedom back and make America great again. She just spoke in meaningless, regurgitated words and phrases.

God bless Van Jones for drinking the fuck out of his coffee instead of beating the life out of Corey Lewandoski like he really wanted to. I would have done it for him.

That’s really the only response. Some idiots I know are all like “don’t hate people because they voted different than you!”