I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

Group D looks like fun.

<holds envelope to forehead>

“Please trade me. I don’t want to play for this awful team anymore. Oh, on an unrelated note, a teammate literally broke my face.” - Nikola Mirotic

I’m rooting in the Astros in the World Series, but fuck Yuli for this. Not cool.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

Boo hoo hoo... Cry me a river indeed. As recently as the mid-Seventies, you Houstonians got to enjoy two consecutive Avco Cup championships. Maple Leafs fans have been scrapping plans for a Cup parade since 1968.

Before you comment, “actually, that’s a steer,” be aware that I don’t care.

Altuve is so fucking cool.

Ahh Dennis. Just in case people don’t get the reference.

The Astros and Dodgers are clearly the best of what’s left.

He’s not wrong. I’m in Australia right now and I can verify that dickhead is one of the nicer words used to describe Trump.

Just hit a swinging backhand volley down the line with almost no time to react. Duh.

that doesn’t mean that serve and volley won’t work, it only means that it might work a bit less than it did before. it will still work more than never developing a net game.

You are correct. As a former competitive player who played a serve a volley style it’s easier said that done. Players now have a ton more power than they did when I played and unless you can place the ball deep near the baseline (ideally in the corner) and to your opponent’s backhand you are very likely going to see…

Isn’t the answer to most of these questions “Rafael Nadal’s forehand”?

As a Rockets fan, I was excited to see their rail thin 7'1" project from China (Zhou Qi) go for 17 and 6, even hitting a few 3's. He may look like a baby giraffe in the lane but this game ain’t about the lane any more.