Brian Regan is a clean comedy god.

very bad Kinja

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

“This is my fucking court.”

Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

They should tweak the lottery system so the 8-seeds get into the lottery and have better odds than all but the worst three teams.

The bigger scandal is this other guy standing and cheering with his suit jacket buttoned up. Low class, man.

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

Gonna be annoying as hell but I’m going to come down on the side of this is too much bat flip. (And I’m a Rangers fan who actually thought Bautista’s bat flip was pretty great!)

The catcher with the “Hey ump...what the shit...he threw the bat” and the Ump with the “Have a better pitcher” nod of the head may be better than the bat flip.

Non-major events are usually best of three instead of best of five.

Totally agree, or to phrase it in a way befitting your handle, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that’s my point.

Giri, you have quickly become my favorite tennis writer! This is a fantastic analysis of Dolgo.

Not as Jazzed as Gordon Hayward! That’s it for me. Good night, folks!

The saddest part about the MLB is that they’ll regurgitate literal trash. Let’s face it Weaver is done and has been done. Coming from a once MiLB pitcher. There are monster arms down here. Don’t let the MLB fool you. They’d rather keep an old fart around than bring a young guy up and lose their rookie year and…

Yeah, Costas is good. Tirico’s good too. We should appreciate those who are very good at a very hard job that most people aren’t good at.

Giri, your AO coverage during the fortnight was excellent. Thank you. And I agree with you that Federer’s backhand has never looked better, which is simply astounding.

This will be the first ever Grand Slam to feature a men’s final between Nadal and Federer and a women’s final between Venus and Serena. The tennis Gods must be trying to compensate for the awfulness that is the Trump presidency.

Giri, I keep reading your name as “Girl” in the byline.

Try the rye or the kaiser, they’re on special tonight....