my shitty childhood was saved in collective voices of the traveling wilburys.

i’ll mourn for it all over again now.

Here’s what I’ve learned from a few years of reading WYTS:

I am a happy pedestrian and am glad to see cyclists using the streets in my city, however, I would advise riders to STAY THE FUCK OFF THE SIDEWALK WITH YOUR GODDAMN BIKES. Especially when there’s a bike lane available! This is a growing problem I’ve noticed and have seen people get pushed over and had drinks thrown at…

Can he try and fail to dribble past 5 defenders? Then after he’s stripped of the ball can he get a stupid yellow chasing down the guy who dispossessed him?

Canzano is famous for three things and three things only in Portland: (1) Leading the charge on the “Draft the Stache” (Morrison) campaign in 2006, (2) Defending the drafting of Greg Oden over Durant far longer than even the worst Blazer homers even thought possible, and (3) writing overwrought, under-supported,…

Canzano’s local radio show is an unlistenable series of vomited-up hot taeks. It’s not a coincidence that the man looks like a penis.

Just keep him the fuck away from MLS and we should be ok here.

Pulisic already has more Champions League appearances than Donovan.

I just hope Bruce Arena doesn’t fuck this up.

The only thing worth taking away from this story is that there was a sequel to Big Dicks Little Asians. And I for one am glad they are picking up where they left off.

Actually- as a Hawks fan- I wouldn’t mind Melo. A)Because he would fit on the wing, B) it’d be hilarious to see how he and Dwight co-existed, and C) would finally get people here to stop talking about how we should have run the freaking ball.

Strap them to the wing

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

That is a terrific idea.